Onandonandomnom's definitions

Bugrock

What the Minecraft community calls Bedrock whenever someone makes a bug report, due to the massive amount of unfixed bugs and broken mechanics.

"Is mob spawning fucked for anyone else?"

"Just classic Bugrock."

by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

ideal ass law

A law of physics stating the size of one's ass is inversely proportional to size of her tits.

Guy 1: "Bro did you see the size of her boobs on that picture?"

Guy 2: "Yea but according to the ideal ass law, that size had to come from somewhere"

by Onandonandomnom December 7, 2021

John Default

When in a game, a paid skin is so overused that it is no longer a signifier of a baseline of skill. Usually this happens due to either a skin's immense popularity, or the skin being commonly offered compared to other options.

Comes from when The Reaper in Fortnite was used by a third of every lobby, leading to no indication of skill when spotted, analogous to seeing a default.

"You see that guy? He was dog water and was using the John Wick."

"Yea, he was a real John Default."

by Onandonandomnom November 28, 2022

Logan

The living embodiment of trash

That play was Logan, and cost us the game

by Onandonandomnom October 30, 2018

Whalecel

An incel who could theoretically pull, but their only option is someone with a BMI >30.

I'm a whalecel, call me captain Ahab because I'm chasing my white whale.

by Onandonandomnom October 2, 2025

Just like in real life

A sarcastic statement to express the absurdity or irony of a situation

Jump off the cliff and respawn, and it'll put you where you need to go. Just like in real life

by Onandonandomnom October 30, 2018

Left lane

The lane that is always under attack

"Attack left lane!"

"Left tower is under attack!"

"Left tower has been destroyed."

by Onandonandomnom April 15, 2021