Onandonandomnom's definitions

Oldest Xbox known to man

An Xbox that has this title as it was produced before all Xbox's came preloaded with UNO.

"Everyone has UNO dipshit, it came free with your fucking Xbox"

"I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man."

by Onandonandomnom August 12, 2022

John Default

When in a game, a paid skin is so overused that it is no longer a signifier of a baseline of skill. Usually this happens due to either a skin's immense popularity, or the skin being commonly offered compared to other options.

Comes from when The Reaper in Fortnite was used by a third of every lobby, leading to no indication of skill when spotted, analogous to seeing a default.

"You see that guy? He was dog water and was using the John Wick."

"Yea, he was a real John Default."

by Onandonandomnom November 28, 2022

ideal ass law

A law of physics stating the size of one's ass is inversely proportional to size of her tits.

Guy 1: "Bro did you see the size of her boobs on that picture?"

Guy 2: "Yea but according to the ideal ass law, that size had to come from somewhere"

by Onandonandomnom December 7, 2021

Assters

When someone on Brawlhalla spams with blasters to piss you off.

"This Lord Vraxx main uses some real assters."

by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

Cancer lancer

Someone on Brawlhalla who tryhards with lance

"This cancer lancer just zero-to-deathed me by spamming side air"

by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

Resource funneling

A form of cheating in online strategy games stemming off of multi-accounting where you send all your starting resources to your main account then abandon the secondary account.

"This guy is obviously resource funneling, he has maxed buildings on day 2"

by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

Fill

What support mains queue up with when they don't want to admit they main support but still want to play it.

"I'm queueing mid, what about you?"

"I'll do fill"

by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021