Onandonandomnom's definitions

ideal ass law

A law of physics stating the size of one's ass is inversely proportional to size of her tits.

Guy 1: "Bro did you see the size of her boobs on that picture?"

Guy 2: "Yea but according to the ideal ass law, that size had to come from somewhere"

by Onandonandomnom December 7, 2021

You rock! Cancel that

A form of trolling originating from Smite where you use the quick chat to say "You rock!" then quickly say "Cancel that." It it used to tell players they're garbage.

Loses a 1v5

"You rock! Cancel that"

by Onandonandomnom April 15, 2021

Left lane

The lane that is always under attack

"Attack left lane!"

"Left tower is under attack!"

"Left tower has been destroyed."

by Onandonandomnom April 15, 2021

Day 0

The first day in Polytopia, used to make your first plays

"That vengir made a swordsman on day 0"

by Onandonandomnom April 15, 2021

That's big

When you make an impressive beneficial play in a game.

"I just hit this dude with a three sig combo, that's big"

by Onandonandomnom April 15, 2021

Bugrock

What the Minecraft community calls Bedrock whenever someone makes a bug report, due to the massive amount of unfixed bugs and broken mechanics.

"Is mob spawning fucked for anyone else?"

"Just classic Bugrock."

by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

Fun detected

When Blizzard notices players having fun in unintentional ways such as using glitches or items, so they nuke the fuck out of it and leave players in the boring ass game they made.

Friend 1: "Hey can you still fly using Emerald Winds and the Goblin Glider Kit?"

Friend 2: "No, you know Blizzard, fun detected."

by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021