Onandonandomnom's definitions

John Default

When in a game, a paid skin is so overused that it is no longer a signifier of a baseline of skill. Usually this happens due to either a skin's immense popularity, or the skin being commonly offered compared to other options.

Comes from when The Reaper in Fortnite was used by a third of every lobby, leading to no indication of skill when spotted, analogous to seeing a default.

"You see that guy? He was dog water and was using the John Wick."

"Yea, he was a real John Default."

by Onandonandomnom November 28, 2022

ideal ass law

A law of physics stating the size of one's ass is inversely proportional to size of her tits.

Guy 1: "Bro did you see the size of her boobs on that picture?"

Guy 2: "Yea but according to the ideal ass law, that size had to come from somewhere"

by Onandonandomnom December 7, 2021

Whalecel

An incel who could theoretically pull, but their only option is someone with a BMI >30.

I'm a whalecel, call me captain Ahab because I'm chasing my white whale.

by Onandonandomnom October 2, 2025

Biden nap

The 46th president of the United States's signature move. A quick ten second nap that restores all energy and focus.

Donald Trump: "We just lost the fucking round. I swear to God Joe if you're taking one of your fucking Biden naps again."

Joe Biden: "As a matter of fact I was taking a Biden nap. I'm about to carry your ass this next round."

by Onandonandomnom February 21, 2023

Gif name?

What Instagram commenters reply with to gifs they want access to but can't find themselves. Usually accompanied with either no replies, or a gif search that doesn't work anymore.

*Gif of two men making out*

Gif name?

by Onandonandomnom April 28, 2024