by Omar O. Ungh January 23, 2011
You read GQ? Look, being a man is, or it isn't; if you need a man-ual you may as well be reading Cosmo.
by Omar O. Ungh May 13, 2011
I really shouldn't have stopped for that beer after work because the freeway was jammed and I had a traffic accident- now I have to get the car detailed to get the piss out of the seat.
by Omar O. Ungh October 06, 2010
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by Omar O. Ungh February 13, 2011
When riding a bicycle while cleated onto the pedals the rider comes to a complete stop, fails to release his feet from the pedals, and crashes to the ground at zero miles per hour.
I got to the top of the hill, came to a stop, and zeromph! There I was laying in the crosswalk, still clipped in.
by Omar O. Ungh January 31, 2014
A police helicopter.
by Omar O. Ungh March 04, 2012
Otherwise I'm not particularly fond of her, but she stimulates my sex drive to the point I'm willing to burn a tank of gas to tag it.
by Omar O. Ungh July 13, 2010