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That nincompoop surrounds himself with nincomfarts.
by Omar O. Ungh September 6, 2025
Get the Nincomfart mug.Just as the good hearted but visually impaired cartoon character Mr. Magoo, someone who is blind to reality yet imagines they're managing life just fine.
My brother and I do not agree on the evidence; we don't see things the same way. I'm not pointing fingers, but one of us is a MAGOO.
by Omar O. Ungh August 13, 2025
Get the MAGOO mug.When riding a bicycle while cleated onto the pedals the rider comes to a complete stop, fails to release his feet from the pedals, and crashes to the ground at zero miles per hour.
I got to the top of the hill, came to a stop, and zeromph! There I was laying in the crosswalk, still clipped in.
by Omar O. Ungh January 30, 2014
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by Omar O. Ungh June 8, 2012
Get the ghetto buzzard mug.A ridiclulous appearance resulting from failed attempts by someone to deny their age through adopting a fashion of a younger generation.
So, for your 40th birthday you went out and got a makeover? Well, the fluorescent hair and nose piercing makes you look...youthy!
by Omar O. Ungh March 23, 2012
Get the youthy mug.An unwanted advance from someone you'd never consider intimacy with. Pronounced with a vomit-in-the-throat accent.
That granny skank just cornered me, rubbed her slag tits on me, put $10 in my pocket, said she'd blow me...then spit her teeth into her drink and grinned. That's an awffer- oh gawd (sipping beer)- I'll never be too drunk to refuse.
by Omar O. Ungh September 28, 2011
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