Definitions by Omahahighschoolcritic

Omaha Westside Highschool

Cockiest school in Omaha! Some of the people there are chill but they make stupid songs when they play their fierce rival Creighton Prep. They pull off some weird shenanigans including cutting grass into the shape of a penis on Creighton prep’s baseball field. They have even put semen into their own pastries and fed it to their teachers/peers!

Oh he’s friends with the kid that jizzed in the cupcake, he must go to Omaha Westside Highschool.

Omaha Westside Highschool by Omahahighschoolcritic October 2, 2019

Omaha Creighton Prep 

A school consisting of all boys! Considered “rich”. Huge rival is Westside. Prep is known for being the school with drug tests. A kid or two have even broken their fingers to get out of the test! They have also done some school shenanigans to their rival Omaha Westside Highschool. This includes painting their courage rock. And sending them cupcakes because of the incident there.

Oh we play Omaha Creighton Prep this week, we not gon let up and we finna stomp on their throats.

Omaha Creighton Prep by Omahahighschoolcritic October 2, 2019

Millard North

The school who is known for a terrible football team. Period. No coming back from that one.

Oh we play Millard North this week, this finna be a breeze.

Millard North by Omahahighschoolcritic October 2, 2019

Millard South 

The second cockiest and unsportsmanlike highschool. Millard South has the dirtiest girls buh some of them bad.

Bruh she goes to Millard South she has to have some kind of disease.

Millard South by Omahahighschoolcritic October 2, 2019

Millard West 

The cockiest football team in Omaha. They think they’re greatest. Main rival is Millard South. They are known for terrible sportsmanship and their whole coaching staff are atrocious.

Once Millard West students threw pennies at Millard South’s marching band.

Millard West by Omahahighschoolcritic October 2, 2019

Gretna Highschool 

Not an Omaha school. Probably one of the most irrelevant highschools in Nebraska. Some of the girls are ok but they are all psycho. A lot of dumb stuff happens there.

Gretna Highschool? Who even goes there?

Gretna Highschool by Omahahighschoolcritic October 2, 2019

Elkhorn Highschool

Elkhorn is irrelevant.

Elkhorn highschool is the home of the antlers.

Elkhorn Highschool by Omahahighschoolcritic October 2, 2019