Definitions by Ollie Ford

Appearing 

1) When someone is online on MSN but has selected "Appear Offline" As their status, so that they talk to only who they choose

2) When someone is deliberatly ignoring you, ie they look at you, you say Hi, and they turn away again and walk off.

1) Tommy364 says:
Oh Hey Jane!!
dw, I'm just appearing!!

2) Susan: Agh, flipping Jackie was appearing to me all last class!!
Jade: No way!! She didn't say anything at all?!

Appearing by Ollie Ford October 28, 2008

Earmenaw 

Originally from Ali G, it is literally Hear me now slurred together:
Hear Me Now
Ear Me Naw

Pronounced:
eer-men-aaw

Recieved Pronounciation:
Excuse oneself, one would like to be heard

Tony: Earmenaw bredrin;
Steve: Whats on your mind?
Tony: Me been tinkin yall:
Steve: Me wallets nervous dawg!

Earmenaw by Ollie Ford May 11, 2008

butchers

Rhyming slang - Butchers hook, meaning look

Here let's have a butchers at that! (notso commonly - 'Here let's have a butchers hook at that!)

butchers by Ollie Ford May 8, 2008

bastard

Originally non-offensive - most use being proffesional in the medical career - meaning born to parents who are either not together or un-married.

Although it is now used offensively by anyone, who does not neccessarily know the background of someones parentage, and is just taking the piss.

"You trod on my foot you bastard!"

bastard by Ollie Ford May 8, 2008

abysinnia 

I'll be seeing ya
A by sinn ia
Abysinnia

Mostly northern UK use but more recently in the south as well.

Tony: Anyways I is gotta go mate
Adam: No biggie
Tony: Ite, abysinnia
Adam: Yeah, later mate

abysinnia by Ollie Ford May 8, 2008