monnington

To mince around aimlessly, often with previously unseen bodily parts on full display (e.g. pubic wig, stretched scrotum, dangling penis, starfish)

Oh my God he's doing a monnington! I can see his tiny dong hanging below his hotpants!

by Ollie May 04, 2005

france in the pants

an ungroomed pubic region. see also bush, etc.

I got the hell outta there when I found out about her france in the pants!

by ollie October 23, 2004

dunked

To be 'slammed', 'bammed', 'owned' by another person via wit.

"You have sex with men."
"I'd hardly classify your Mother as a 'man' by any stretch of the imagination."
"Woah man, you just got DUNKED."

by Ollie August 24, 2003

pack of jackasses

A cluster or gaggle of friggen idiots.

A Pack of Jackasses are blocking the front doors to the mall.

by Ollie September 23, 2003

investy

short for investigate

site interfailing please investy. thanx

by ollie January 27, 2005

nomface

A person/object/experience of low or non-existant comic value. See also com, nomedy and maaaaartyn!

Chris sucks, he is a nomface.

by Ollie December 05, 2004

Para

The most feared and violent unit in the British Army

Para short for Paratrooper

by Ollie January 02, 2004