asher syndrome

The distinct inability to get your shit together.

"shiet son he ain't got no employment, spends his day fapping to comics and watching Marvel trailers."

"damn, kids got Asher Syndrome"

by OLLIE November 17, 2014

Smuggary

the up most level of self satisfaction. ;to be utterly smug.

in the morning john was so pleased with his efforts, his mood could be described as nothing less than smuggary.

by Ollie February 06, 2004

Para

The most feared and violent unit in the British Army

Para short for Paratrooper

by Ollie January 02, 2004

ollie

the only real ollie. see all about him at:

www.ollie.co.nz for all your ollie needs.

by ollie January 31, 2005

mongral

foolish, a twat, some1 who tries to hard to be cool then fails.

My golly jeromy you are a mongral.

by Ollie September 06, 2003

Unlife

Taleim Edwards'fictional term to describe people being 'eaten' back to life by zombies.

"Zombies eat you back to unlife."
"Unlife isn't a real word, Taleim."

by Ollie June 24, 2004

shank

A hybrid word derived from "wank" and "shit", meaning to shit and polish the monkey whilst doing so.

I hate a great shank this morning. Cleaned out the pipes.

by Ollie January 03, 2009