Ole Gil's definitions

biden

A candidate for office so forgettable that by election day he could only inspire 2 previous definitions of his last name on the Urban Dictionary

biden, what's that? Oh, Biden! who's that?

by Ole Gil March 15, 2009

It insists upon itself

Something most think is profound but in reality is pretentious and ostentatious.

Lois loved The Godfather, but Peter knew that it insists upon itself. He liked the Money Pit.

by Ole Gil September 22, 2007

nyphonics

The detailed language of a true engineer.

The meeting was excessively dragged out by the overuse of nyphonics.

by Ole Gil June 19, 2008

fiddlefuck

To tinker with a complex machine in a seemingly random way until it finally works properly.

More than 5 of us had to fiddlefuck with the imaging unit for many hours before it started to work properly.

by Ole Gil November 4, 2007

Snoof

A family friendly version of the word snart.

Sneezing and poofing at the same time.

Ooops, so sorry about that snoof

by Ole Gil March 12, 2011

paulite

An American who wants to keep our strong military right here at home, end the debasement of our currency, and put our financial house in order.

There are more paulites every day.

by Ole Gil November 14, 2007

abluster

1) Full of pompous shit.

2) Someone who's already an asshole acting with bluster.

He came in the room all abluster.

Inspired by some dipshit in Apex, NC.

by Ole Gil August 13, 2007