Definitions by Ole Gil

Snoof 

A family friendly version of the word snart.

Sneezing and poofing at the same time.

Ooops, so sorry about that snoof

Snoof by Ole Gil March 12, 2011

biden

A candidate for office so forgettable that by election day he could only inspire 2 previous definitions of his last name on the Urban Dictionary

biden, what's that? Oh, Biden! who's that?

biden by Ole Gil March 15, 2009

nyphonics

The detailed language of a true engineer.

The meeting was excessively dragged out by the overuse of nyphonics.

nyphonics by Ole Gil June 19, 2008

paulite 

An American who wants to keep our strong military right here at home, end the debasement of our currency, and put our financial house in order.

There are more paulites every day.

paulite by Ole Gil November 14, 2007

fiddlefuck 

To tinker with a complex machine in a seemingly random way until it finally works properly.

More than 5 of us had to fiddlefuck with the imaging unit for many hours before it started to work properly.

fiddlefuck by Ole Gil November 4, 2007

It insists upon itself 

Something most think is profound but in reality is pretentious and ostentatious.

Lois loved The Godfather, but Peter knew that it insists upon itself. He liked the Money Pit.

It insists upon itself by Ole Gil September 22, 2007

abluster 

1) Full of pompous shit.

2) Someone who's already an asshole acting with bluster.

He came in the room all abluster.

Inspired by some dipshit in Apex, NC.

abluster by Ole Gil August 13, 2007