Oldbull's definitions

Dice Nerd

An individual that spent time playing dungeons and dragons. The term refers to the multi-sided dice used to play the game.

Vidkid- My dad is so old he was born before they had video games!

Gamer: Mine was a regular dice nerd and spent his teenage years in a dark room playing Dungeons and Dragons.

by oldbull March 18, 2011

Phone deaf

The act of being really good at ignoring a ringing phone. Selective hearing as it applies to the telephone.

Mom, "Do you think Kyle is going deaf? He walked right by that ringing phone!"

Dad, "Nah, he's just phone deaf!"

by Oldbull June 28, 2009

Rock 'n Roll Negro

A black person that ignores rap and hip-hop in favor of Rock Music. Usually at any show- punk, hardcore, or metal; at least a handful of Rock 'n Roll negroes are in attendance.

Singer: "Dude! What was with the all the brothers at the show? Did they think we was a rap act?"
Dude: "No man! We are just popular with the Rock 'n Roll Negroes!"

by Oldbull March 14, 2011

Soviet Safeway

A really bad supermarket characterised by poor produce selection and long lines at the check out.

Homeboy: If we gonna drink tequila we need to stop at the store and get some limes.

Dude: Just don't pull into the Soviet Safeway there is no way they got any!

by oldbull September 6, 2010

dislaxed

The act of becoming unrelaxed. The state one enters after being relaxed.

Dude! I was chillin'!! Why you come up in here with your B.S.?
Now you got me all dislaxed!

by Oldbull June 24, 2009

Man Alive!

A rare, odd exclamation. Suitable for all occasions and company. Originates in Upstate New York.

Kid in Car: "What the F...? (Remembers parents) Man Alive! Did you see that ass...knucklehead on the motorcycle?"

by Oldbull June 28, 2009

tupacaholic

Noun used to describe a diseased individual who is compelled to mention, quote, or listen to the music of Tupac Shakur. Often someone suffering from this malady will help spread or become a source for the many urban legends surrounding the dead rapper.

Tupacaholic- "You know, it be just like Tupac said- To be or not to be..."

Smart kid- "Actually wasn't that Shakespeare?"

Tupacaholic- "Why you always gotta be cuttin down the genius son?"

by oldbull May 22, 2010