The extra viewfinder now found on the front of digital cameras. It exists for those who can't get through a day without taking a picture of themselves.
D: Did you see April's new camera, it's got the Lo'steem Screen that's the latest feature
B: Oh shit, now EVERY picture of her vain ass will be perfectly composed.
D: Yep. No more editing out the bad ones, she'll have more time left to tell us how hot she is.
B: Oh shit, now EVERY picture of her vain ass will be perfectly composed.
D: Yep. No more editing out the bad ones, she'll have more time left to tell us how hot she is.
by OldFart77 December 25, 2010
The tiny particles of crud that are left on the bar, desk, or counter top when you are done checking "scratcher" lottery tickets. Named after the fact that most instant lottery tickets are losers, as are most people who count on them for a source of financial existance.
Angie wiped up the bar after Bob left.
Spilled beer, cigarette ashes, some loser dust, and 50 cents in change that wouldn't buy Bob another draft or scratcher. "fugging drunk loser asshole" she thought.
Spilled beer, cigarette ashes, some loser dust, and 50 cents in change that wouldn't buy Bob another draft or scratcher. "fugging drunk loser asshole" she thought.
by OldFart77 November 24, 2007
Giving credit for something, usually a line of dialogue, use of a word in a particular situation, or a concept. Giving props to the person you just quoted. Popularized in 90's Usenet newsgroup lingo, still used occasionally by old schoolers in the know.
so I said to him, 'if you ain't talkin' to me, who the fuck are you talin' to?" ($1 DeNiro)
Screw you guys, I'm goin home. ($1 Cartman)
So of course, while the car is stalled in the intersection, don't I get cited for obstructing a fire truck. ($1 Murphy's Law)
Screw you guys, I'm goin home. ($1 Cartman)
So of course, while the car is stalled in the intersection, don't I get cited for obstructing a fire truck. ($1 Murphy's Law)
by OldFart77 December 28, 2007
Any alcoholic shot or drink that has more than two ingredients. A great way to slow an already busy bar to a dead stop. Ordered and consumed more often than not by women.
The place was busy, two bartenders running their asses off. Fred thought he was getting close to being served, but then the group next to him had the bartender rounding up the RumChata, Vodka, fruit juice, pixie dust., etc. "Shit. She has to make four Three Part Pussy Shots, I'll be here forever."
by OldFart77 September 04, 2016
The intentional act of having too much income tax witheld from your pay, in order to get a big fat refund check at filing time.
Done by stupid people who don't realize they're giving the government an interest free loan all year.
Done by stupid people who don't realize they're giving the government an interest free loan all year.
Billy Bob: Got mah tax refund today - six hunnert some bucks!
Melissa: Ahhhh, you cashed in your redneck savings account.
Billy Bob: Huhhh?
Melissa: Ahhhh, you cashed in your redneck savings account.
Billy Bob: Huhhh?
by OldFart77 April 24, 2007
The essentials for watching a particular event. A "bag chair" is a folding, portable camp chair that can be taken anywhere and set up instantly, your "beer" is your relaxation beverage of choice.
When an event promises to be interesting and worth watching, you go get your bag chair and a beer, then settle in and observe!
When an event promises to be interesting and worth watching, you go get your bag chair and a beer, then settle in and observe!
Ralph: Boss just found out about Mike leaving early the last couple days, he's looking for him to chew his ass out.
Ed: Oh-h-h-h-h I gotta see this!
Ralph: Yep, gonna get my bag chair and a beer ...
- - - - - - - -
T: Oh man, I think Jen and Amy are all drunked up and checking each other out
E: M-m-m-m-m they'll be sneaking off and going at it before you know it
T: Yep. Gotta get my bag chair and a beer ...
Ed: Oh-h-h-h-h I gotta see this!
Ralph: Yep, gonna get my bag chair and a beer ...
- - - - - - - -
T: Oh man, I think Jen and Amy are all drunked up and checking each other out
E: M-m-m-m-m they'll be sneaking off and going at it before you know it
T: Yep. Gotta get my bag chair and a beer ...
by OldFart77 November 08, 2010
(Acronym)
The easiest way to summarize and define hardcore club hip-hop rap music: "Nigga-This-Fuck-That Music" as in, you will likely hear those phrases in this music. Contrast with pop / top 100 "dance music" like you typically get from Akon, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, etc.
The easiest way to summarize and define hardcore club hip-hop rap music: "Nigga-This-Fuck-That Music" as in, you will likely hear those phrases in this music. Contrast with pop / top 100 "dance music" like you typically get from Akon, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, etc.
||| Bar DJ plays "Poker Face"... |||
Dancin' babe: "Can you play Little Wayne, "Always Strapped"?
DJ: No
Babe: Why not?
DJ: This is a bar, it isn't a club.
Babe: But you just played Gaga, it's the same thing!
DJ: No, it isn't. One plays anywhere, the other is NTFT music, we don't play that here.
Dancin' babe: "Can you play Little Wayne, "Always Strapped"?
DJ: No
Babe: Why not?
DJ: This is a bar, it isn't a club.
Babe: But you just played Gaga, it's the same thing!
DJ: No, it isn't. One plays anywhere, the other is NTFT music, we don't play that here.
by OldFart77 March 17, 2009