Definitions by Officer Jimmy

Cock Crook 

When your attempt to mate with a female is stolen by another man.

Tod is trying to get Tracy's number, when Phillip approaches Tracy and not only wins her over, he leaves Tod with nothing. Phillip committed Cock Crookery. Therefor, he is a Cock Crook.

Cock Crook by Officer Jimmy December 29, 2010

Pimp Captain 

A Pimp Captain is someone so bad-ass, he not only pimps the hoes, he pimps the pimps.

There are a number of ways to become a Pimp Captain. For example, if you moon walk on your knees, back-hand a pimp three times consecutively, hire your wife as your hoe then divorce her but keep her as your hoe, etc.

Pimp Captain by Officer Jimmy December 29, 2010

Tar Monster 

When an African-American person is so black, they're skin has a purple tinge.

Jamal, you're a damn Tar Monster!

Tar Monster by Officer Jimmy December 28, 2010