A term used to describe someone who is very slim with knobby joints and a pointy head. Typically a person who's physique resembles that of a HB.
by OfficeSlang February 16, 2022
When colleague 1 has to pick up and drop off colleague 2 on a daily basis for circumstances unknown as they reside around the corner from each other, only for colleague 2 to reminisce on moments of their past the entire car pool in each direction causing colleague 1 to become depressed and develop anxiety about said car trips on a daily basis.
Colleague 3: "Morning mate, how's things?"
Colleague 1: "Don't talk to me, I've got an earbleed"... said while walking in a slumped posture with head looking at the ground to their workstation.
Colleague 1: "Don't talk to me, I've got an earbleed"... said while walking in a slumped posture with head looking at the ground to their workstation.
by OfficeSlang March 29, 2022
by OfficeSlang February 15, 2022
An expression used to describe when a colleague parks in the bosses carpark as "it was the only park left" only to come crashing back down to earth from one phone call from the boss, therefore having to move the car to the closest available park 2 kilometres down the road.
Boss: (ring ring) "I'm not dead, you don't park there"
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by OfficeSlang March 03, 2022
When you come across a colleagues podcast and hear them talking themselves up like they're Kyle Langford!
by OfficeSlang February 15, 2022
Am expression used for a person who gets up to work on a Sunday and rushes to get ready, sends a text to the boss apologizing for running late before realising that it is actually not a working day!!
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typing...."sorry boss I'm running late, I'll be in as soon as I can"......
typing...."sorry boss I'm running late, I'll be in as soon as I can"......
by OfficeSlang March 28, 2022
A common term used when you're boss arranges for a Santa Clause to come to a Xmas party and sing a jingle he wrote about the staff, only for the boss not to know anyones actual name!!!
by OfficeSlang February 16, 2022