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The phrase "gay people are gay" is a self-explanatory tautology, as well as a paradoxical statement. Gay people technically are gay, but at the same time the pejorative use of gay also leads some very sensitive people to conclude the opposite. Hence, it's paradoxical.
Bobo: "gay people are gay"
Kiki: "WTF DID YOU JUST SA— hey wait a minute, that's actually true"
Bobo: "hah, gotee"
Kiki: "WTF DID YOU JUST SA— hey wait a minute, that's actually true"
Bobo: "hah, gotee"
by Obv troll is obvious March 10, 2021
Get the gay people are gay mug.Definition: someone who plows through their social media feed like some crazed madman.
This "species" can often be seen scrolling endlessly in their Instagram feed, spending no more than one second per post or story. For social speedsters, the act of sending a snap is no more than a 5 second ritualized process. Upon impulse, they whip their phone out of their pockets, instantly jump into snapchat, and without preparation, posts a selfie. And remember this is all within 5 seconds.
But the most characterizing feature that distinguishes social speedsters from regular folks is their expressionless faces when browsing emotion-inducing posts. You'd expect laughter from funny memes or a "wtffff" from controversial/disgusting posts, but nope. Just a deadpan reaction.
Some scholars suggest that social speedsters are more often than not desensitized by all the content (noise) they consume, hence leading them to form an indifferent attitude. Ultimately, the dopamine-rewarding nature of social media is what drives the insanely rapid browsing.
The current largest demographic of social speedsters are: Gen Z, Millennials.
This "species" can often be seen scrolling endlessly in their Instagram feed, spending no more than one second per post or story. For social speedsters, the act of sending a snap is no more than a 5 second ritualized process. Upon impulse, they whip their phone out of their pockets, instantly jump into snapchat, and without preparation, posts a selfie. And remember this is all within 5 seconds.
But the most characterizing feature that distinguishes social speedsters from regular folks is their expressionless faces when browsing emotion-inducing posts. You'd expect laughter from funny memes or a "wtffff" from controversial/disgusting posts, but nope. Just a deadpan reaction.
Some scholars suggest that social speedsters are more often than not desensitized by all the content (noise) they consume, hence leading them to form an indifferent attitude. Ultimately, the dopamine-rewarding nature of social media is what drives the insanely rapid browsing.
The current largest demographic of social speedsters are: Gen Z, Millennials.
To see an example, attend any college (post-COVID obv). You will be able to witness social speedsters and their smartphone-wielding dexterity in the flesh. Heck, you may even be one!
by Obv troll is obvious December 26, 2020
Get the Social speedster mug.(Mostly applies to people who are 21 in 2020) The most boring age in one's lifetime. It's the age where nothing extraordinary happens, nor does anything lifechanging happen (both good or bad). Really, nothing happens during this moment in life.
*Me as a dad, 25 years later*
Me: Happy birthday son, can't believe you're 21 already!
Son: Thanks dad, I can finally purchase alcohol now hahahaha
Me: *chuckles* now don't get wasted okay?
Son: Hahaha, so dad what crazy stuff did you do when you were 21?
Me: Uhhhhhh..... don't remember, I don't think I really did anything to be honest... *internal sad noises*
Me: Happy birthday son, can't believe you're 21 already!
Son: Thanks dad, I can finally purchase alcohol now hahahaha
Me: *chuckles* now don't get wasted okay?
Son: Hahaha, so dad what crazy stuff did you do when you were 21?
Me: Uhhhhhh..... don't remember, I don't think I really did anything to be honest... *internal sad noises*
by Obv troll is obvious December 11, 2020
Get the 21 mug.Specifically In Mandarin Chinese, the word Anjing (安静) denotes the state of being calm/peaceful/placid/etc.
It is most often used in the phrase Anjing xia lai , which literally means to "calm down". Often used to tell someone to chill when they've lost their cool.
It is most often used in the phrase Anjing xia lai , which literally means to "calm down". Often used to tell someone to chill when they've lost their cool.
Kid 1: HEY GIVE ME MY TOY BACK
Kid 2: No!
Kid 1: I SAID GIVE ME MY TOY BACK!!
Kid 2: No!!!
*Kid 1 & 2 fight*
Kid 3: Yo Anjing xia lai guys!!! It's just a toy, chill
Kid 2: No!
Kid 1: I SAID GIVE ME MY TOY BACK!!
Kid 2: No!!!
*Kid 1 & 2 fight*
Kid 3: Yo Anjing xia lai guys!!! It's just a toy, chill
by Obv troll is obvious February 22, 2021
Get the Anjing mug.A brand of car that is only famous in Europe (and China), and rightfully so, as it would never fare well with any of the famous car brands.
Cars made by citroen do not really have any outstanding feature. They all look rather uninspired, and they lack all the amazing innovative smart features that comes with cars these days. In fact, I don't believe citroen has recently made any 'new' models, at least none that has been able to capture the public's attention.
The only reason for someone to buy a citroen if it's good for the price, otherwise one should invest their hard earned cash for a more familiar car brand. Citroen cars only seem fashionable as a service car (e.g. Taxi cabs, police cars, racing car, etc.), not so much as a personal luxury.
Cars made by citroen do not really have any outstanding feature. They all look rather uninspired, and they lack all the amazing innovative smart features that comes with cars these days. In fact, I don't believe citroen has recently made any 'new' models, at least none that has been able to capture the public's attention.
The only reason for someone to buy a citroen if it's good for the price, otherwise one should invest their hard earned cash for a more familiar car brand. Citroen cars only seem fashionable as a service car (e.g. Taxi cabs, police cars, racing car, etc.), not so much as a personal luxury.
Me, standing beside my new Citroen: Hey! Guess what's new about me
My friend: Umm, you got a new haircut?
Me: Nope!
My friend: Uhh, you finally shaved?
Me: Glad you noticed but nope!
My friend: Ummm, you got yourself a date?
Me: Not even close!
My friend: Okay, so what IS new then?
Me: I got a new car!
My friend: Oh.
Me: It's a Citroen!
My friend: Oh...
My friend: Umm, you got a new haircut?
Me: Nope!
My friend: Uhh, you finally shaved?
Me: Glad you noticed but nope!
My friend: Ummm, you got yourself a date?
Me: Not even close!
My friend: Okay, so what IS new then?
Me: I got a new car!
My friend: Oh.
Me: It's a Citroen!
My friend: Oh...
by Obv troll is obvious October 10, 2020
Get the Citroen mug.Person 2: Stop saying pog
Person 1: Why do you hate pog so much?
Person 2: I don't necessarily hate the meaning, it's more about the pronunciation. Pog as a noun is fine and sounds normal, but pog as an adjective sounds so bizarre. Just has a bad ring to it, y'know?
Person 1: Why do you hate pog so much?
Person 2: I don't necessarily hate the meaning, it's more about the pronunciation. Pog as a noun is fine and sounds normal, but pog as an adjective sounds so bizarre. Just has a bad ring to it, y'know?
by Obv troll is obvious March 26, 2021
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Not horny guy: Uhhh, what?
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Not horny guy: Uhhh, what?
Horny guy: A deepfake porn with Ryan Gosling eating out Emma Stone!!!!!!
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by Obv troll is obvious December 30, 2020
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