paint job

A kinky act that involves a girl drenching her entire nude body with buckets of various paint colors, and then proceeding to use her body to paint various parts of your house (leaving boob prints, ass prints, etc.). The result is a masterpiece to behold.
"My girl was feeling pretty kinky today so she gave my entire wall a fresh new paint job!"
*shows picture*
"WOAH! WHAT A MASTERPIECE!"
by Obv troll is obvious April 12, 2021
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get a load of this guy

A phrase that is duly said right after somebody writes or says something incredibly foolish or ridiculous (i.e. full of bullshit).

See also: Bullshit detected
Twitter troll 1: Trump did a great job at handling the coronavirus

Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!

Twitter troll 2: The government is closing bars, restaurant, hockey tournaments, all for a miniscule virus? Wake up sheeple!

Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!
by Obv troll is obvious November 27, 2020
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pouring the milk first

The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that.
babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!

*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!
by Obv troll is obvious January 18, 2021
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Pogchamps

Let me give you the complete etymology of this compound slang word.

It is correct that the first part of this word, POG, refers to the abbreviation for "play of the game". {Source: Wikipedia}

And so hence, Pogchamps would technically (and was probably intended to) refer to someone who is so good at a game that they always get POG.

However, gradually, this term has cultivated a new meaning for members of the streaming website Twitch.tv.

Now, Pogchamps exists as a versatile Twitch emote used to convey something or someone that is awesome and cool.
The first part of this term, pog, is also commonly used as an adjective or interjection to convey feelings of shock, excitement, and delight.

There is also now a online Chess tournament called PogChamps.
Friend 1: Omg look at my new gaming PC my parents bought me!
Friend 2: Wow that's so pogchamps!

Friend 1: Hey guess what?
Friend 2: What??
Friend 1: I just hit over 10,000 subscribers on my YouTuber channel today!!
Friend 2: Dang you're a pogchamp!
by Obv troll is obvious October 30, 2020
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bulk

The incorrect spelling of the word "bulk". Often done unknowingly.
Customer: Hi, what's the bluk price of these burger patties?
Business: Do you mean bulk?
by Obv troll is obvious March 19, 2021
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Revenge porn

One of the most badass porn material to have existed on the interwebz. Its popularity has faded away due to a shift in demographic (and also, well, the fear of being incriminated). There was a website called IsAnyoneUp that specialized in revenge porn. Today, revenge porn mostly exists in the form of deepfakes.
Person 1: Hey wanna watch some revenge porn
Person 2: No thanks, it goes against my personal moral code.
Person 1: kk (she's so lame...)
by Obv troll is obvious January 27, 2024
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๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘

An emoticon commonly used by people who have autism. So if you see someone using this unironically, they are probably autistic.
Me: Wow this song is just too good
Some 14 y/o: Omg ikr, best song ever ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘
Me: Oof, sorry to hear that you have autism.
by Obv troll is obvious February 13, 2021
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