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mashed potatoes and gravy

It's a frickin side dish u sickos

Waiter: What would you like to have with your rotisserie chicken, sir?
Me: I'll have some mashed potatoes and gravy
Waiter: Perfect! I'll just take your menu and it'll be ready in around 15 minutes
Me: Thanks

by Obv troll is obvious November 26, 2020

get a load of this guy

A phrase that is duly said right after somebody writes or says something incredibly foolish or ridiculous (i.e. full of bullshit).

See also: Bullshit detected

Twitter troll 1: Trump did a great job at handling the coronavirus

Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!

Twitter troll 2: The government is closing bars, restaurant, hockey tournaments, all for a miniscule virus? Wake up sheeple!

Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!

by Obv troll is obvious November 27, 2020

Pogchamps

Let me give you the complete etymology of this compound slang word.

It is correct that the first part of this word, POG, refers to the abbreviation for "play of the game". {Source: Wikipedia}

And so hence, Pogchamps would technically (and was probably intended to) refer to someone who is so good at a game that they always get POG.

However, gradually, this term has cultivated a new meaning for members of the streaming website Twitch.tv.

Now, Pogchamps exists as a versatile Twitch emote used to convey something or someone that is awesome and cool.
The first part of this term, pog, is also commonly used as an adjective or interjection to convey feelings of shock, excitement, and delight.

There is also now a online Chess tournament called PogChamps.

Friend 1: Omg look at my new gaming PC my parents bought me!
Friend 2: Wow that's so pogchamps!

Friend 1: Hey guess what?
Friend 2: What??
Friend 1: I just hit over 10,000 subscribers on my YouTuber channel today!!
Friend 2: Dang you're a pogchamp!

by Obv troll is obvious October 30, 2020

University

A prison where a bunch of horny and depressed young adults are compacted into one building, you learn things you'll never use in your adult life and you take endless tests and exams for four whole years until they successfully squeeze the individuality out of your worn out body!

kid who's never gone to university: "Man I can't wait til I graduate high school and start university, the best years of my life!!!"

Senior: Hell nah that place is a living hell you don't know what you're saying.

by Obv troll is obvious September 28, 2020

Sweet summer child

A positive term to refer to someone who is just so bright, cheerful and sweet. A sweet summer child will make your day if you come upon one.

Girl 1: Omg I looove that dress! It makes you look like a princess!

Girl 2: Omg thanks girl, you're such a sweet summer child!

by Obv troll is obvious September 30, 2020

Sammicher

A sammich (sandwich), but only sammicher.

Person 1: You know, if you added bacon into that ham sammich, it would be... *dramatic pause* SAMMICHER.

Person 2: OMG

by Obv troll is obvious October 1, 2020

Boy toy

Contrary to most of the definitions here, Google dictionary defines this as "a young woman who offers herself as a sex object for young men."

This is the primary definition, the "guy who offers himself to women" is the second meaning.

Classmate 1: Look at Brandon's girl companions, he's such a boy toy

Classmate 2: Uh, don't you mean his girl companions are his boy toys?

Classmate 1: No, I mean he's a boy toy

Classmate 2: Okie then

by Obv troll is obvious October 6, 2020