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21

(Mostly applies to people who are 21 in 2020) The most boring age in one's lifetime. It's the age where nothing extraordinary happens, nor does anything lifechanging happen (both good or bad). Really, nothing happens during this moment in life.
*Me as a dad, 25 years later*
Me: Happy birthday son, can't believe you're 21 already!
Son: Thanks dad, I can finally purchase alcohol now hahahaha
Me: *chuckles* now don't get wasted okay?

Son: Hahaha, so dad what crazy stuff did you do when you were 21?
Me: Uhhhhhh..... don't remember, I don't think I really did anything to be honest... *internal sad noises*
by Obv troll is obvious December 11, 2020
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ear licking

Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotica.
Guy 1: Do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: Yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic

Guy 1: No no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic like a normal person
Guy 2: Oh okay, then no

ear licking
by Obv troll is obvious February 11, 2022
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mashed potatoes and gravy

It's a frickin side dish u sickos
Waiter: What would you like to have with your rotisserie chicken, sir?
Me: I'll have some mashed potatoes and gravy
Waiter: Perfect! I'll just take your menu and it'll be ready in around 15 minutes
Me: Thanks
by Obv troll is obvious November 26, 2020
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ear licking

Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotic asmr. People have the right to enjoy what they want, but this stuff really belongs on the hub or OF, not twitch nor youtube. Asmr is supposed to be wholesome, relaxing, and for all ages.....
Guy 1: do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic

Guy 1: no no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic, not ear licking
Guy 2: oh okay, then no
by Obv troll is obvious February 11, 2022
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so anyway i started blasting

The most random thing you could ever possibly say when nobody has been talking for a long time (applies to any context).
no one:

literally nobody:

the prof during the middle of an exam: so anyway i started blasting

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Discord group chat:

User 1: "But man, that was so funny"
User 2: "Hahahahaha, yeah"
*no talking for 3 minutes*
User 2: "so anyway i started blasting"
by Obv troll is obvious March 15, 2021
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jennaluvs

A sassy af 17 year old minecraft streamer who can't take a tongue-in-cheek joke. She masquerades as a wholesome streamer to compensate for her douchey attitude. Gets offended and defensive very easily.
jennaluvs is a prime example of somebody who needs to humble the fuck down.
by Obv troll is obvious August 5, 2021
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Social speedster

Definition: someone who plows through their social media feed like some crazed madman.

This "species" can often be seen scrolling endlessly in their Instagram feed, spending no more than one second per post or story. For social speedsters, the act of sending a snap is no more than a 5 second ritualized process. Upon impulse, they whip their phone out of their pockets, instantly jump into snapchat, and without preparation, posts a selfie. And remember this is all within 5 seconds.

But the most characterizing feature that distinguishes social speedsters from regular folks is their expressionless faces when browsing emotion-inducing posts. You'd expect laughter from funny memes or a "wtffff" from controversial/disgusting posts, but nope. Just a deadpan reaction.

Some scholars suggest that social speedsters are more often than not desensitized by all the content (noise) they consume, hence leading them to form an indifferent attitude. Ultimately, the dopamine-rewarding nature of social media is what drives the insanely rapid browsing.

The current largest demographic of social speedsters are: Gen Z, Millennials.
To see an example, attend any college (post-COVID obv). You will be able to witness social speedsters and their smartphone-wielding dexterity in the flesh. Heck, you may even be one!
by Obv troll is obvious December 26, 2020
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