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A prison where a bunch of horny and depressed young adults are compacted into one building, you learn things you'll never use in your adult life and you take endless tests and exams for four whole years until they successfully squeeze the individuality out of your worn out body!
kid who's never gone to university: "Man I can't wait til I graduate high school and start university, the best years of my life!!!"
Senior: Hell nah that place is a living hell you don't know what you're saying.
Senior: Hell nah that place is a living hell you don't know what you're saying.
by Obv troll is obvious September 28, 2020
Get the University mug.A positive term to refer to someone who is just so bright, cheerful and sweet. A sweet summer child will make your day if you come upon one.
Girl 1: Omg I looove that dress! It makes you look like a princess!
Girl 2: Omg thanks girl, you're such a sweet summer child!
Girl 2: Omg thanks girl, you're such a sweet summer child!
by Obv troll is obvious September 30, 2020
Get the Sweet summer child mug.Person 1: You know, if you added bacon into that ham sammich, it would be... *dramatic pause* SAMMICHER.
Person 2: OMG
Person 2: OMG
by Obv troll is obvious October 1, 2020
Get the Sammicher mug.Contrary to most of the definitions here, Google dictionary defines this as "a young woman who offers herself as a sex object for young men."
This is the primary definition, the "guy who offers himself to women" is the second meaning.
This is the primary definition, the "guy who offers himself to women" is the second meaning.
Classmate 1: Look at Brandon's girl companions, he's such a boy toy
Classmate 2: Uh, don't you mean his girl companions are his boy toys?
Classmate 1: No, I mean he's a boy toy
Classmate 2: Okie then
Classmate 2: Uh, don't you mean his girl companions are his boy toys?
Classmate 1: No, I mean he's a boy toy
Classmate 2: Okie then
by Obv troll is obvious October 6, 2020
Get the Boy toy mug.A brand of car that is only famous in Europe (and China), and rightfully so, as it would never fare well with any of the famous car brands.
Cars made by citroen do not really have any outstanding feature. They all look rather uninspired, and they lack all the amazing innovative smart features that comes with cars these days. In fact, I don't believe citroen has recently made any 'new' models, at least none that has been able to capture the public's attention.
The only reason for someone to buy a citroen if it's good for the price, otherwise one should invest their hard earned cash for a more familiar car brand. Citroen cars only seem fashionable as a service car (e.g. Taxi cabs, police cars, racing car, etc.), not so much as a personal luxury.
Cars made by citroen do not really have any outstanding feature. They all look rather uninspired, and they lack all the amazing innovative smart features that comes with cars these days. In fact, I don't believe citroen has recently made any 'new' models, at least none that has been able to capture the public's attention.
The only reason for someone to buy a citroen if it's good for the price, otherwise one should invest their hard earned cash for a more familiar car brand. Citroen cars only seem fashionable as a service car (e.g. Taxi cabs, police cars, racing car, etc.), not so much as a personal luxury.
Me, standing beside my new Citroen: Hey! Guess what's new about me
My friend: Umm, you got a new haircut?
Me: Nope!
My friend: Uhh, you finally shaved?
Me: Glad you noticed but nope!
My friend: Ummm, you got yourself a date?
Me: Not even close!
My friend: Okay, so what IS new then?
Me: I got a new car!
My friend: Oh.
Me: It's a Citroen!
My friend: Oh...
My friend: Umm, you got a new haircut?
Me: Nope!
My friend: Uhh, you finally shaved?
Me: Glad you noticed but nope!
My friend: Ummm, you got yourself a date?
Me: Not even close!
My friend: Okay, so what IS new then?
Me: I got a new car!
My friend: Oh.
Me: It's a Citroen!
My friend: Oh...
by Obv troll is obvious October 10, 2020
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Person 1: Hey wanna watch some revenge porn
Person 2: No thanks, it goes against my personal moral code.
Person 1: kk (she's so lame...)
Person 2: No thanks, it goes against my personal moral code.
Person 1: kk (she's so lame...)
by Obv troll is obvious January 26, 2024
Get the Revenge porn mug.Bertha is a birthing person who gave birth to another birthing person who in return gave birth to another birthing person who in return gave birth to another birthing person who in return gave birth to a non-birthing person who fucked yo mom!
by Obv troll is obvious December 18, 2022
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