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jennaluvs

A sassy af 17 year old minecraft streamer who can't take a tongue-in-cheek joke. She masquerades as a wholesome streamer to compensate for her douchey attitude. Gets offended and defensive very easily.

jennaluvs is a prime example of somebody who needs to humble the fuck down.

by Obv troll is obvious August 5, 2021

mashed potatoes and gravy

It's a frickin side dish u sickos

Waiter: What would you like to have with your rotisserie chicken, sir?
Me: I'll have some mashed potatoes and gravy
Waiter: Perfect! I'll just take your menu and it'll be ready in around 15 minutes
Me: Thanks

by Obv troll is obvious November 26, 2020

ear licking

Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotic asmr. People have the right to enjoy what they want, but this stuff really belongs on the hub or OF, not twitch nor youtube. Asmr is supposed to be wholesome, relaxing, and for all ages.....

Guy 1: do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic

Guy 1: no no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic, not ear licking
Guy 2: oh okay, then no

by Obv troll is obvious February 11, 2022

Deepfake porn

Look out boys, cuz here comes the grand future of porn where we jerk off to pornos with some random girl's face swapped for any hot celebrity you can dream of.

Fancy the idea of two celebrities of your choice in bed? Wish you could see your crush naked? Deepfakes has you covered.

Horny guy: DUUUUUDE!!! You CANNOT believe what I just found!!!!

Not horny guy: Uhhh, what?

Horny guy: A deepfake porn with Ryan Gosling eating out Emma Stone!!!!!!

Not horny guy: Oh god...

by Obv troll is obvious December 30, 2020

What you do mean it's okay

A response used towards someone who undervalues a thing bestowed upon them. They obviously do not realize the value nor the perks of the thing.

Platonic boy friend: Merry Christmas!!! What did you get?
Platonic girl friend: I got a gift from my uncle, he got me these Sennheiser headphones, HD 660 S I believe
Platonic boy friend: WTF??? Wow I am jealous lol, that's a very luxurious headset. So do you like them??
Platonic girl friend: Eh it's okay
Platonic boy friend: ..... what you do mean it's okay?!? Do you not realize how blessed you are????

by Obv troll is obvious January 3, 2021

21

(Mostly applies to people who are 21 in 2020) The most boring age in one's lifetime. It's the age where nothing extraordinary happens, nor does anything lifechanging happen (both good or bad). Really, nothing happens during this moment in life.

*Me as a dad, 25 years later*
Me: Happy birthday son, can't believe you're 21 already!
Son: Thanks dad, I can finally purchase alcohol now hahahaha
Me: *chuckles* now don't get wasted okay?

Son: Hahaha, so dad what crazy stuff did you do when you were 21?
Me: Uhhhhhh..... don't remember, I don't think I really did anything to be honest... *internal sad noises*

by Obv troll is obvious December 11, 2020

ear licking

Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotica.

Guy 1: Do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: Yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic

Guy 1: No no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic like a normal person
Guy 2: Oh okay, then no

ear licking

by Obv troll is obvious February 11, 2022