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so anyway i started blasting

The most random thing you could ever possibly say when nobody has been talking for a long time (applies to any context).
no one:

literally nobody:

the prof during the middle of an exam: so anyway i started blasting

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Discord group chat:

User 1: "But man, that was so funny"
User 2: "Hahahahaha, yeah"
*no talking for 3 minutes*
User 2: "so anyway i started blasting"
by Obv troll is obvious March 15, 2021
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Anjing

Specifically In Mandarin Chinese, the word Anjing (ๅฎ‰้™) denotes the state of being calm/peaceful/placid/etc.

It is most often used in the phrase Anjing xia lai , which literally means to "calm down". Often used to tell someone to chill when they've lost their cool.
Kid 1: HEY GIVE ME MY TOY BACK
Kid 2: No!
Kid 1: I SAID GIVE ME MY TOY BACK!!
Kid 2: No!!!
*Kid 1 & 2 fight*
Kid 3: Yo Anjing xia lai guys!!! It's just a toy, chill
by Obv troll is obvious February 22, 2021
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Deepfake porn

Look out boys, cuz here comes the grand future of porn where we jerk off to pornos with some random girl's face swapped for any hot celebrity you can dream of.

Fancy the idea of two celebrities of your choice in bed? Wish you could see your crush naked? Deepfakes has you covered.
Horny guy: DUUUUUDE!!! You CANNOT believe what I just found!!!!

Not horny guy: Uhhh, what?

Horny guy: A deepfake porn with Ryan Gosling eating out Emma Stone!!!!!!

Not horny guy: Oh god...
by Obv troll is obvious December 30, 2020
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Sweet summer child

A positive term to refer to someone who is just so bright, cheerful and sweet. A sweet summer child will make your day if you come upon one.
Girl 1: Omg I looove that dress! It makes you look like a princess!

Girl 2: Omg thanks girl, you're such a sweet summer child!
by Obv troll is obvious September 30, 2020
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bulk

The incorrect spelling of the word "bulk". Often done unknowingly.
Customer: Hi, what's the bluk price of these burger patties?
Business: Do you mean bulk?
by Obv troll is obvious March 19, 2021
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๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘

An emoticon commonly used by people who have autism. So if you see someone using this unironically, they are probably autistic.
Me: Wow this song is just too good
Some 14 y/o: Omg ikr, best song ever ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘
Me: Oof, sorry to hear that you have autism.
by Obv troll is obvious February 12, 2021
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Cool math games

Cool math games is a flash game website whose clever URL makes the site immune to virtually every school's URL filter, and thus unblocked. Contrary to what most kids might believe, Cool math games is not a recent thing, it has been around since 1997. For the past 22 years, this site has provided both Millennials and Gen Z an escape from the boredom reality of school.

Some cool facts about coolmathgames:

1) The website is older than most of its users
2) Coolmathgames was listed as one of the 50 most important websites
3) They originally had a slogan, which was "where logic & thinking meets fun & games". It's a very clever slogan as technically all games require you to think.
4) During the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, Coolmathgames saw a drastic increase in popularity
When the teacher left for a quick pp break, all the third graders in the computer lab starting playing games on cool math games
by Obv troll is obvious March 8, 2021
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