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blood pressure 

What is raised when idiots post on UD, or anywhere on the internet.

Even 4chan.
"...And in other news, national blood pressure is up due to a series of tube-related problems."

75 percent of UD descriptions make my blood pressure increase.
blood pressure by OLOL August 25, 2007
Cynical is right, but certain pests had a resistance to it, and now most bugs are resistant to DDT. It also killed off bugs that helped crops by eating harmful ones.

The only adverse effect of DDT was a lower sperm count.
DDT could have saved millions of lives from Malaria, but it got banned for being an unproven carcinogen and a pollutant. It wasn't, and people died of a result.
DDT by OLOL August 22, 2007

THIS THREAD ROCKS! 

Sarcastic comment on a thread that has degenerated from its orignal topic to flame wars, spam, and idiocy. See also I LIKE WHERE THIS THREAD IS GOING.
crazyass: u moron linux is wayyyyy better than windows
HippieEater: You're a dipshit, I have no interest in getting Linux.
outofwhack: Hey guys wasn't this thread about help with an OS system and not what OS is better?
Admin: THIS THREAD ROCKS! *locks topic*
THIS THREAD ROCKS! by OLOL August 7, 2007

harry potter 

Overrated children's books.

Why anyone would STILL FUCKING READ THEM is beyond me.

There are other, more well-written books, but people instead read stupid books about a magical teenager, his two friends, and his life at Hogwarts.

YAWN. Harry Potter's the only book read by otherwise illiterate morons who couldn't comprehend a much better
Fangirl: OMG TEH NEW HARRY POTTER IS OUT!!11
Normal person: *looks on as Barnes and Noble is overrun by dyslexic idiots, reading Shakespeare* Morons.
harry potter by OLOL July 19, 2007
1. First Person Shooter. A gmae played from the perspective of the in-game character.
2. Frames Per Second. How fast the game's running. See framerate.
3. For Pete's Sake. Nicer version of FFS.
1. Did anyone check out that new FPS? It looks pretty rad.
2. Christ, that game displays thousands of enemies on-screen and its framerate doesn't drop!
3. FPS, GET DOWN HERE AND JUST CAST THE SPELL!
FPS by OLOL July 18, 2007
In computers:
1. Modification. Ranges from add-ons (Example: UT2K4 VCTF) to Total Conversions (Example: Classic Doom for Doom 3, Red Orchestra, Counter-Strike)
2. Moderators. The ones who lay down and enforce rules in forums/message boards.
1. Hey, did you see the Silent Hill mod for HL2? It looks good.
2. Someone report this Goddamn troll to a mod.
mod by OLOL July 5, 2007

Blame Dubya 

What's cool to do nowadays.
Got a war going on? Blame Dubya.
Got a stupid conspiracy theory? Blame Dubya.
Got stupid gangbangers causing more shit in the ghettoes of America? Blame Dubya.
Got 4,000 soldiers dead from angry terrorists? Blame Dubya.
99% percent of America blames Dubya.
Blame Dubya by OLOL June 18, 2007