OLOL's definitions

there are no women on the internet

Internet usage, usually brought up on forums, chat, IM, or IRC. This is used when a topic about women is brought up, whether one broke up with a woman, discussing feminists/feminazis, girlfriends, mothers, wives, people pretending to be women on chat/message boards, et cetera.

The term is coined in the fact that most people who use the internet are male.

The term as can be modified into "There are no women on the internets", "there are no women on the interweb", "there are no whimmen on the internet", and so on and so forth.

Wakalaka: Damn, my girlfriend broke up with me.
MrRaptor: You think you got problems? My wife wants to divorce
MrRaptor: Shes a feminazi
D0kt0r1337: Same here, my mum is divorcing my father
<HEADSHOT> Bridget: ha my firend said he was dating some chick on the internet. turned out to be a guy
RomZomCom: There are no women on the internet.
*everyone in the chat relay agrees*

by OLOL December 9, 2008

Late Night Five

The term describing the five late-night comedy shows featuring Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman, Craig Ferguson, and Jimmy Kimmel.

(Note: I probably forgot other late-night comedy shows.)

(Also note: Doesn't count Jon Stewart, Colbert, or the stand-up performances on Comedy Central. Their airing times are different.)

Jeez, I have to keep switching between the Late Night five, they're on at the same time, and rather funny.

by OLOL January 28, 2007

narcissistic

See Steve Jobs, the dumbass who claims he's better than Windows OS and Linux.

Steve Jobs is a narcissistic prick who claims that his Mac is better when it's the same things as a PC except it can't play games. Dipshit.

by OLOL January 29, 2007

SWAT

Some
Whoop
Ass
Tonight

Since there wasn't a military unit at the ready, the SWAT team had to kick the terrorists' asses and save the hostages.

by OLOL April 12, 2007

The Superbowl is Gay

Andy Milonakis's mimetic, homophobic internet song, before he was popular. Released sometime during, before or after the SuperBowl between the Buccaneers and the Raiders. It quickly goes from football hating to Andy calling everything gay.

The Superbowl is gay,
The Superbowl is gay,
The Superbowl,
Superbowl,
Superbowl...
...Is gay.
The Raiders, are gay
The Raiders are so fucking gay
Raiders are so fucking gay
Raiders are...
Gayyyyyyyy.
The Buccs... are gay
The Buccs are also fucking gay
The Buccs are also fucking gay
Buccs, gay
Raiders, gay
Superbowl, gay
Everything else, gay
(Random nonsense inserted here)

by OLOL January 27, 2007

Blame Dubya

What's cool to do nowadays.

Got a war going on? Blame Dubya.
Got a stupid conspiracy theory? Blame Dubya.
Got stupid gangbangers causing more shit in the ghettoes of America? Blame Dubya.
Got 4,000 soldiers dead from angry terrorists? Blame Dubya.
99% percent of America blames Dubya.

by OLOL June 18, 2007

Lullaby

Book that beats the shit out of Death Note. Story of a man who finds out that a lullaby he sung to his late son kills, and he and a friend try to keep it out of the hands of a psycho.

Lullaby beats the crap of Death Note... fuckin' weeaboos.

by OLOL October 5, 2007