Definitions by O' Chungus

McGyatt 

When Ronald McDonalds sits on your face and you suffocate to death. Not a single recipient has ever survived this fate.

Hello, I'd like to order a McGyatt.

McGyatt by O' Chungus December 11, 2023

Woke 

The political equivilant of "nerd". It's not a compelling statement, it's just a meaningless insult.

Sane person: Global warming is a real thing.
Trump hat wearer: Oh yeah, well you're WOKE!

Woke by O' Chungus December 9, 2023

zip zop zoobity bop 

The last thing you hear after you go on a date with Bill Cosby.

zip zop zoobity bop

zip zop zoobity bop by O' Chungus December 5, 2023

Luigi Syndrome 

When everyone just sees you as a lesser version of that friend you always hang out with.

I have Luigi Syndrome

Luigi Syndrome by O' Chungus November 19, 2023

Andy Bernard

That one guy we've all known who would try way too hard to be your best friend. Andy Bernards often have anger issues as well, which, when combined with their clingy personalities, is what makes them truly unbearable.

You know that kid Sam? Yesterday he followed me to the bathroom talking about how angry he is that the girl he had a crush on didn't like him back. He's a total Andy Bernard.

Andy Bernard by O' Chungus September 25, 2023

Michael Scott 

The act of claiming a minor inconvenience ruined your life.

Mom: Are we sure shouldn't buy him that toy? He seems pretty upset.
Dad: He's just Michael Scott-ing it.

Michael Scott by O' Chungus September 10, 2023

The Morbius Law

After the release of Morbius (2022), congress passed a law requiring every movie to feature a character saying "It's (insert name here)-in' time!"

Guy 1: The best part of Barbie was when she said "It's Barbin' time!" then Barbed all over those bad guys.
Guy 2: Thank God for the Morbius Law.

The Morbius Law by O' Chungus August 19, 2023