Monkey

A widely overapreciated animal.
Jim got a monkey for a pet! He named it Carl. Carl likes to eat and throw feces.

Jim thinks that "all the girls" will go out with him because of his wild and exotic pet.

In reality, every time he brings a girl home, Carl flings his poo at her.

Jim is a loser.
by Nubluva May 21, 2006
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Spooge Rifle

That one gun from Unreal Tournament; it's really called a "Bio Rifle" or something. It shoots globs of green goo that looks like alien spooge (hence the nickname "Spooge Rifle"), and then explodes into smaller blobs of green goo.

The gun has high power, but it travels slow through the air and is easy to dodge. It only explodes if you charge it up, then it's okay if you miss.
nub: u suk
Nubluva: your trying to shoot me with a spooge rifle, u nub!
by Nubluva October 29, 2005
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Eleven Cubed Plus Six

Eleven cubed plus six equals one thousand three hundred thirty seven.

In calculator mode;
Eleven cubed plus six: (11^3)+6,
One thousand three hundred thirty seven: 1337.

1337 is a synonym for leet. Also, a type of speak (or 1337 5p34k) that is used to be "cool" by internet chatters, or to be humorous by overusing it to make fun of how overused it now is by almost every internet chatter.
nubluva: dont dout my power, n00b, i can hax ur c0mputer, steal ur pr0n and pleasur myse1f

Guy: Wow, you're... You're eleven cubed PLUS six.

nubluva: sure am
by nubluva April 08, 2007
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Mrs. MissWhat'sHerBucket

One who is a female and who's name you do not know, or have forgotten, or can simply not pronounce.
David: Did you get the homework from Mrs. MissWhat'sHerBucket?

Neil: Uhh, who?

David: The teacher woman who's class we have together.

Neil: Do you mean Señora, the Spanish class teacher?

David: Yes, I do.
by Nubluva April 18, 2006
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Neighbornet

What you get when you connect to your neighbor's wireless (or wired, for that matter) internet, with or without his or her knowledge.
Didja hear? Johnny connected his wireless ethernet card to his neighbor's wireless network, and now he's got neighbornet!
by nubluva December 31, 2006
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WIRED

A monthly-published magazine.

It has to do with electronic and geek things like news-type info and articles about awsome new gizmos.

The editor-in-chief is... I don't know. Hey, why don't you just check out the site? www.wired.com
I recieve WIRED magazine every month.

I enjoy reading it very much as I do not have internet at my house, and am behind in certain news things. It makes me feel smart when I can comment on how MySpace.com was bought, or how today, since 1 billion people are online, one tenth of 1% of the internet's users is 1 million people.

Yaya for WIRED!
by nubluva October 27, 2006
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