NotPieGuy's definitions

was/were

42% of trans pronouns

Did you know that 42% of trans pronouns are was/were?

by NotPieGuy January 19, 2022

Open-eyed sleepwalking

Officially named lagophthalmogic somnambulism, open-eyed sleepwalking is a condition in which a person is awake, but appears so exhausted and worn out that they may very well just be sleepwalking with their eyes open.

John: What’s wrong with Richard?
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…

by NotPieGuy December 8, 2021

The United States

We got freedom, we got guns, and, despite what the inevitable negative like/dislike ratio on this definition may tell you, we still have our own culture.
God bless America.

John: God bless the United States.
Sam: Amen.

by NotPieGuy September 10, 2021

stop

stop

stop

by NotPieGuy March 5, 2021

iDubbbzTV

The most epic human being in the history of the universe. Even more epic than Ninja.

iDubbbzTV is an epic gamer.

by NotPieGuy January 26, 2021

Setup laugh

A fake laugh performed as set-up for a joke, sarcastic comment, or other form of spoken comedy/humor.

John performed a setup laugh for a joke about war when his friend, Sam, began a conversation about the sporadically-appearing eight-foot-tall screaming skinless corpse that kept showing up when he was eating cereal.

by NotPieGuy September 18, 2021

Bruno Mars

If pure funk was a person.

Bruno Mars has a voice of silk and the height of a house elf.

by NotPieGuy August 19, 2022