NotPieGuy's definitions

Reel coma

A state of altered consciousness characterized by idly scrolling Instagram reels with minimal conscious thought/overall awareness of one's surroundings and situation, similar to brain death

I was late to my ensoulment because I was in a reel coma.

by NotPieGuy November 29, 2024

Bruno Mars

If pure funk was a person.

Bruno Mars has a voice of silk and the height of a house elf.

by NotPieGuy August 19, 2022

Chanostalgia

The feeling of mixed loss, anger, grief, and sadness experienced when an opportunity has been wasted.

John: I'm getting serious chanostalgia right now.
Sam: Why?
John: Jessie was going to slob my knob but gave up.
Sam: W...Why?
John: Dunkin Donuts :sob:

by NotPieGuy December 26, 2022

Setup laugh

A fake laugh performed as set-up for a joke, sarcastic comment, or other form of spoken comedy/humor.

John performed a setup laugh for a joke about war when his friend, Sam, began a conversation about the sporadically-appearing eight-foot-tall screaming skinless corpse that kept showing up when he was eating cereal.

by NotPieGuy September 18, 2021

Orange man bad

A phrase used by a conservative or right-leaning person to mock unnecessary, extreme, or false criticism of Donald Trump.

Steve: Oh my god, Trump is so bad. He's so fat and ugly and I fucking hate him. Hope he dies
John (mockingly): Orange man bad!!! orange manf bad !!!1

by NotPieGuy January 14, 2021

Simp

A bitch boy who does far too much for someone they like and/or are dating. Usually includes never disagreeing with anything they say.

John: You're a fucking simp, bro. You've never disagreed with her on anything.
Sam: Shut up! No I'm not!
John: In denial...tsk tsk...

by NotPieGuy April 4, 2021

Put on the necklace

To kill oneself via hanging.

Johnny Test couldn’t cope with the circumstances and put on the necklace.

by NotPieGuy August 24, 2022