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Definitions by Not so super DJ Gennady

Craven Morehead 

A distant cousin of Hugh Jorgan, Pat McCrotch, and Phil McCraken. He is also related (distantly)to his Chinese cousins Chu-sum Wang and Creamof Sum yung guy
Who's Craven Morehaead, you are!

camel toe 

1. Being able to see the follds of a vulva inside a tight pair of pants on a woman.
2. An EXTREAMELY loose pussy.
Either we didnt have enough stools at the bar, or Suzy has the biggest camel toe ive ever seen!

got it going on 

1.A really hot girl that has an excellent figure, a lot of class, and an extreamely friendly demeanor.
2.Someone with good luck.
Dude, check out Irina, she has got it going on!

LA dating protocol

A process in which the future of a relationship can be determined by the 3 follwoing lines.
1. I'll call you- You are a fuckhead and trust me, you'll never hear from me again.
2. Let's do lunch- I want to test the waters some more before I jump in with you.
3.Let's do sushi- Means either a) I like sashimi a lot, or b) I want you to fuck me until your cock bleeds in the near future cause you're that incredible.
That girl just wanted to do lunch, what a fucking bitch!

East Bufu 

1.Somewhere that is nowhere.
2.Far away parking lot.
Take the bus, the car's parked in East Bufu

what the ladies want 

1. A technical term that basically says that women want men who are sensetive to theri needs and will respect them for who they are.
2.Asshole guys that just care about getting into their pants and dump them like use tampons after getting what they want.
Ivan: Dude, I hate that shithead!
Gennady:But he's everything women want...
Ivan: I know!

M.I.L.F. 

1.(Made Famous by American Pie) Mom I'd like to fuck.
2. Fillipino terrorist group-Moro Islamic Liberation Front.