Not Zane's definitions

John Wayne

His alternate name is called "The Duke". He is THE MAN when it comes to western movies, accept no other substitute. EXCEPT for Clint Eastwood

"John Wayne isnt dead, hes frozen! Have any of you ever taken a cold shower? Okay, multiply that by 150,000,000 and thats how mad the Duke is gonna be whenever he wakes up and finds out whats happening today."

- Dennis Leary

by Not Zane September 9, 2004

gansta grip

Something that "gangsters" do by holding a handgun sideways, holding a handgun sideways will not only lower the accuracy to a minimum, it is also easy to disarm the ignorant fool that was holding it sideways.

Im glad gangsters dont know how to use firearms, just makes it that much easier to run.

by Not Zane July 29, 2004

penguins taste like babies

Legend has it that The Penguin in Batman, once ate a penguin to gain his various powers, which include (but are not limited to) Heat vision, Barbequing, playing video games, and doing backflips while pulling a varial kickflip while doing a darkslide and a bs 50-50.

Thus, his first statement when inheriting those powers, was: "Penguins taste like babies"

by Not Zane August 14, 2004

Fashion

I freaking hate fashion with a passion, something that needs to be ABOLISHED from this known world.

Ugh, so many simpletons dedicating their lives to being superficial. I cant stand it.

A person decided to dress how they liked, how they thought would look cool, not to others.

They were then ridiculed by some generic blonde haired chick with 15 of her friends. Fashion, much like looks, passes away.

I once said to my friends "oh yeah, I forgot, the way that you dress determines the human being that you are"

Its all horrible, I tell you, horrible.

by Not Zane September 4, 2004

Ultima Online

Once the greatest game I ever played. Gotten exponentially worse every year. Technically dead when Age of shadows (See: ruination) blew over.

Ultima online was once a great game - Eddie Murphy

by Not Zane July 20, 2004

The man show

A show that sucked, and does suck. An overrated show that teenagers watch (I watched it long ago, and I can attest to the suckery of it.) No humor value at all, and was made by a random bunch of perverts (Jimmy Kimmel should've stuck with Ben Stein, now that was a pretty funny show)

Teenagers (or adults), upon hearing that you do not like the show, will tell you that you are either gay or a woman, because it shows the intelligence of the brains who watch the show.

Dude, I hate the Man Show. - Christopher Columbus shortly after arriving at the coast of America.

by Not Zane July 21, 2004

Commando

An absolutely hilarious action movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a ramboesque hero.

In this movie, Arnie is quite proficient in handling firearms, as indicated by his ability to fire an m60 in one arm, and his ability to fire two assault rifles in both arms with seemingly perfect accuracy. Its should be noted that Arnold also has the infinate ammo as well. Take consideration that grenades are especially noteworthy, as they seem to explode on impact, and take about 3-6 guys out with them each time.

Another noteworthy task is that Arnold takes out the entire Cuban army, without even so much as a scratch, well you know the kind of scratch that doesnt need a bandaid. At the end of this movie, he breaks a 6 foot pole off of a wall that just happend to be there, and he launched the aforementioned pole across 200 feet and nailed a guy in the chest with it, killing him instantly.

This is a movie for nights when you need a good action movie, accept no substitutes. Except rambo

by Not Zane September 9, 2004