Not Zane's definitions

NinjaPirate

The ultimate Hybrid, See also PirateNinja

Ninja and Pirate relationships are forbidden, but when they happen, they can have some mean kids.

NinjaPirates are faster than light itself.

by Not Zane July 23, 2004

How's the weather

When people says or do something outdated (Such as putting an L on their forehead and saying you go girl/guy, ugh I hate that phrase) you can say, "Hows the weather 7 years ago"

Some pompous chick: "You go boyfriend!"
You: Hows the weather 7 years ago?
Some pompous chick: ....YOU SUCK

Some pompous chick just got her ego curb stomped, Steven Segall style.

by Not Zane July 23, 2004

Rambo

Picture this, a lone guy in the middle of a forest facing atleast 50 guys. Okay now imagine the manliest guy you can think of, multiply it by 10 and you get rambo.

Give rambo a toothpick and a plastic screwdriver and he will mess up an entire army.

by Not Zane September 9, 2004

Ebay

A place where one gets ripped off.

"Yo homie, I just bizzought this sword right here for 300 dollars. Let me just unsheathe it out of the scabbard--- why is it falling apart?"

by Not Zane September 17, 2004

Fight club

One of the most ate up movies I have ever had the pleasure of seeing. It was a great movie, however.

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."

by Not Zane September 10, 2004

Lishp

The way a person says "Lisp" if he has his retainer in.

Hosh: Thatsh chicksh wash pretty hotsh dudesh!!!1111

by Not Zane July 22, 2004

Carved out of wood

It means you're freaking ripped. Wood = hard = carved = chisled = ripped. Common sense for the win! However; if you are carved out of wood, be prepared to immolate easily.

To be carved out of wood, one must lift weights, and do pushups regularly. Definately not for the lazy/impatient.

by Not Zane September 9, 2004