Carved out of wood

It means you're freaking ripped. Wood = hard = carved = chisled = ripped. Common sense for the win! However; if you are carved out of wood, be prepared to immolate easily.
To be carved out of wood, one must lift weights, and do pushups regularly. Definately not for the lazy/impatient.
by Not Zane September 09, 2004
mugGet the Carved out of woodmug.

The man show

A show that sucked, and does suck. An overrated show that teenagers watch (I watched it long ago, and I can attest to the suckery of it.) No humor value at all, and was made by a random bunch of perverts (Jimmy Kimmel should've stuck with Ben Stein, now that was a pretty funny show)

Teenagers (or adults), upon hearing that you do not like the show, will tell you that you are either gay or a woman, because it shows the intelligence of the brains who watch the show.
Dude, I hate the Man Show. - Christopher Columbus shortly after arriving at the coast of America.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
mugGet the The man showmug.
Legend has it that The Penguin in Batman, once ate a penguin to gain his various powers, which include (but are not limited to) Heat vision, Barbequing, playing video games, and doing backflips while pulling a varial kickflip while doing a darkslide and a bs 50-50.
Thus, his first statement when inheriting those powers, was: "Penguins taste like babies"
by Not Zane August 14, 2004
mugGet the penguins taste like babiesmug.

Ebay

A place where one gets ripped off.
"Yo homie, I just bizzought this sword right here for 300 dollars. Let me just unsheathe it out of the scabbard--- why is it falling apart?"
by Not Zane September 17, 2004
mugGet the Ebaymug.

Fashion

I freaking hate fashion with a passion, something that needs to be ABOLISHED from this known world.

Ugh, so many simpletons dedicating their lives to being superficial. I cant stand it.
A person decided to dress how they liked, how they thought would look cool, not to others.

They were then ridiculed by some generic blonde haired chick with 15 of her friends. Fashion, much like looks, passes away.

I once said to my friends "oh yeah, I forgot, the way that you dress determines the human being that you are"

Its all horrible, I tell you, horrible.
by Not Zane September 04, 2004
mugGet the Fashionmug.

Ultima Online

Once the greatest game I ever played. Gotten exponentially worse every year. Technically dead when Age of shadows (See: ruination) blew over.
Ultima online was once a great game - Eddie Murphy
by Not Zane July 20, 2004
mugGet the Ultima Onlinemug.

talk to the hand

Something that chicks (In their teens, mostly.) say whenever they officially lost a debate.

It is most commonly used by a person with a low IQ, who cant just tell someone to go away by theirself, so they resort to something really stupid and raise their hand in the air.

See also: How's the weather
People who say "Talk to the hand" need a heavy dose of reality.

Cheerleaders should be put in jail each time they say this.
by Not Zane July 23, 2004
mugGet the talk to the handmug.