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Ultima Online

Once the greatest game I ever played. Gotten exponentially worse every year. Technically dead when Age of shadows (See: ruination) blew over.
Ultima online was once a great game - Eddie Murphy
by Not Zane July 20, 2004
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The man show

A show that sucked, and does suck. An overrated show that teenagers watch (I watched it long ago, and I can attest to the suckery of it.) No humor value at all, and was made by a random bunch of perverts (Jimmy Kimmel should've stuck with Ben Stein, now that was a pretty funny show)

Teenagers (or adults), upon hearing that you do not like the show, will tell you that you are either gay or a woman, because it shows the intelligence of the brains who watch the show.
Dude, I hate the Man Show. - Christopher Columbus shortly after arriving at the coast of America.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
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penguins taste like babies

Legend has it that The Penguin in Batman, once ate a penguin to gain his various powers, which include (but are not limited to) Heat vision, Barbequing, playing video games, and doing backflips while pulling a varial kickflip while doing a darkslide and a bs 50-50.
Thus, his first statement when inheriting those powers, was: "Penguins taste like babies"
by Not Zane August 14, 2004
mugGet the penguins taste like babiesmug.

gansta grip

Something that "gangsters" do by holding a handgun sideways, holding a handgun sideways will not only lower the accuracy to a minimum, it is also easy to disarm the ignorant fool that was holding it sideways.
Im glad gangsters dont know how to use firearms, just makes it that much easier to run.
by Not Zane July 29, 2004
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John Wayne

His alternate name is called "The Duke". He is THE MAN when it comes to western movies, accept no other substitute. EXCEPT for Clint Eastwood
"John Wayne isnt dead, hes frozen! Have any of you ever taken a cold shower? Okay, multiply that by 150,000,000 and thats how mad the Duke is gonna be whenever he wakes up and finds out whats happening today."

- Dennis Leary
by Not Zane September 9, 2004
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talk to the hand

Something that chicks (In their teens, mostly.) say whenever they officially lost a debate.

It is most commonly used by a person with a low IQ, who cant just tell someone to go away by theirself, so they resort to something really stupid and raise their hand in the air.

See also: How's the weather
People who say "Talk to the hand" need a heavy dose of reality.

Cheerleaders should be put in jail each time they say this.
by Not Zane July 23, 2004
mugGet the talk to the handmug.

Fight

Last time I checked, a fight was something that two gentlemen (I use this term lightly) start throwing their fists into their fellow man.
by Not Zane September 18, 2004
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