4 definitions by Not Even Mad

A guy solely interested in someone’s physical attributes with no regard for their emotions or personality.
Conor is such a body chaser. He told me he liked me last night to get me into bed, but when I told him he couldn’t hit it from behind he totally ghosted me. I should have known better since he only complimented my body.
by Not Even Mad May 13, 2019
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A guy looking to bang someone for the pure purpose of increasing the amount of people they have slept with.
I can’t believe what Conor said after he invited a random third over without telling me first! He told me he’s trying to bang everyone he can before he graduates college in a week, what a body count bitch.
by Not Even Mad May 13, 2019
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A Gerbiljob is when you suck your own dick and it looks like a gerbil sucking it’s water bottle.
A gerbiljob is when you suck your own dick when you’re in middle school and it looks like a gerbil sucking it’s water bottle.
by Not Even Mad May 15, 2019
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