karl malonism

anything said by karl malone that has any useful information
which is not much.

"don't eat the beanie baby/tomagochi."
"ghosts are spooky but don't bite."
"they call it the bayou because every time it rains you got to bayou a new rug."

by noss February 13, 2004

Bandit

A Golfer who's handicap is clearly higher than his ability.

I lost out to a bandit last week again, how do they get there high handicaps?

by Noss May 19, 2017

pedro

a mexican bus driver who goes oh yeah and is senile.

oh yeah pedro bus bounce mad high.

by noss February 13, 2004

hamburger

a type of wang oragami where the wang is
folded to resemble a hamburger

I woke up with a hamburger.

by noss February 12, 2004

gobo

1. someone who is a bit of a dork or a dickhead.

2. a character from fraggle rock

gee man your a gobo

by noss December 01, 2003

tesie

slang for testicle.

I've got an elephant size tesie.

by noss February 12, 2004

nant

A hairy middle aged man who is stronger than they look and is usually quite charming with the ladies.

Hey buddy, that Nant stole that girl I was chatting to at the bar!

by Noss May 19, 2017