The unintentional ejection of seminal contents stored in a male or female rectal vault after relaxation of the anal sphincter to emit flatus.
Matt laughed uncontrollably and consequently skeetsharted a few milliliters of load onto the carpet after hearing Peter's joke about, "his penis' neighbor being an asshole."
by NorthernExposurePole February 23, 2015
The white and occasionally fishy-smelling cream located at the base of the penis that is generated after several rounds of vigorous fornication by a heterosexual couple. This material is typically discarded but can sometimes be harvested and used at a couple's discretion.
Peter and Jenna enjoyed a low-key romantic evening at home watching Iron Chef with her consuming freshly made ram chowda produced from their secret doggie-style recipe.
by NorthernExposurePole February 13, 2015
A serious vaginal deterioration and orgasmic reaction that is rapid in onset, may cause death by pleasure-induced asphyxiation and hypotension, and can only be remedied with voluminous amounts of a particular white, sticky, and viscous nectar from a banana-shaped appendage. It is not unusual for establishments that cater to activities of questionable fornicatory repute to call a CODE SCREW for such unstable situations.
We almost lost Debbie last night, after she went into anaphylactic cock after her and Peter enjoyed several rounds of romantic "oil rigging" sessions. Thankfully, he was able to resuscitate her in a way that simultaneously provided her with airway management and fluids.
by NorthernExposurePole February 04, 2015