NorthernExposurePole's definitions

Louisville splitter

Fecal matter that is so large in terms of length and thickness that it literally resembles the pieces of lumber crafted for professional baseball players.

Peter was exhausted after he crapped out a Louisville splitter after eating three tacos, a macho burrito, a quesadilla, and two churros from Del Taco.

by NorthernExposurePole February 21, 2015

Skeetshart

The unintentional ejection of seminal contents stored in a male or female rectal vault after relaxation of the anal sphincter to emit flatus.

Matt laughed uncontrollably and consequently skeetsharted a few milliliters of load onto the carpet after hearing Peter's joke about, "his penis' neighbor being an asshole."

by NorthernExposurePole February 23, 2015

cumwallah

A man servant specifically tasked with disseminating hot cum from their phallus, on demand, into various receptacles (oral, vaginal, or rectal) of thirsty heterosexual women and homosexual men for the purposes of kinky refreshment. It is a role which is generally considered similar to a fluffer, but on the "shooting" end.

In the story "Cumdog Billionaire," we see the progression of Pradeep from a cumwallah struggling in the slums of the Valley to his rise as a big name in the industry.

by NorthernExposurePole March 3, 2015