NorthernExposurePole's definitions

ram chowda

The white and occasionally fishy-smelling cream located at the base of the penis that is generated after several rounds of vigorous fornication by a heterosexual couple. This material is typically discarded but can sometimes be harvested and used at a couple's discretion.

Peter and Jenna enjoyed a low-key romantic evening at home watching Iron Chef with her consuming freshly made ram chowda produced from their secret doggie-style recipe.

by NorthernExposurePole February 13, 2015

Bouji Boner

A demanding phallus that refuses to grace the folds of none other than the most premium of vaginal passageways. Any female genital orifice and its associated components (face, body habitus, hair) that are deemed to be any rating less than dyme status will be met by an unwavering flaccid denial by the aforementioned penis, even in light of possible coercion tactics.

After mistakenly raw-dawging Heather in a moment of pre-ejaculatory confusion, Peter suddenly decided that she wasn’t that good-looking, became flaccid, and decided he would never compromise his bouji boner for none other than Victoria secret-equivalent grade A puntang.

by NorthernExposurePole February 9, 2015

anaphylactic cock

A serious vaginal deterioration and orgasmic reaction that is rapid in onset, may cause death by pleasure-induced asphyxiation and hypotension, and can only be remedied with voluminous amounts of a particular white, sticky, and viscous nectar from a banana-shaped appendage. It is not unusual for establishments that cater to activities of questionable fornicatory repute to call a CODE SCREW for such unstable situations.

We almost lost Debbie last night, after she went into anaphylactic cock after her and Peter enjoyed several rounds of romantic "oil rigging" sessions. Thankfully, he was able to resuscitate her in a way that simultaneously provided her with airway management and fluids.

by NorthernExposurePole February 4, 2015