ARARARARARARARAR

What i say thinking i am funny, but i look horribly stupid. I have good humor but this side of my humor is broken.
Guy: Do you have good humor?
Me: Yes!
Guy: What do you think is funny?
Me: ARARARARARARARAR
Guy: What the fuck?
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Sonic boom

When you fart but it spreads out fastly.
Guy 1: Time to fart, but itโ€™ll create a sonic boom because how fast it spreads out!
Guy 2: ๐Ÿ’€
Guy 1: *farts*
Guy 2: why
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Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you
Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*
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