Educatus Idiota

A pseudo binomial name for educated idiots. Typically a highly educated individual, who however lacks true insight in his/her field. In the manner of Daucus Carota which is the binomial name for carrot.
That jobsworth is a typical specimen of Educatus Idiota !
by Nodcrafty charlatan December 11, 2021
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Degunetization

A proposed government policy involving-
1) Banning the manufacture of guns and bullets for civilian use and confiscation of all civilian guns.
2) Strict enforcement of the above and heavy penalties for non-compliance.
3) Rewarding the families from whom guns are recovered with a voucher that provides one free cappuccino every day for one year in selected coffeehouses.
Can the government consider degunetization to fight gun crime ?
by Nodcrafty charlatan July 16, 2022
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revealorrhea

The excessive use of the word ' reveal ' in Medical Journals.
Case reports in medical journals are too full of the word 'reveal' ! The clinical examination reveals something, blood reports reveal ssomething , MRI scans reveal something, history reveals something. As if it were some secret! This revealorrhea!
by Nodcrafty charlatan December 15, 2022
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Res ipsa shoutitur

Noun. Bleeding obvious
Derivation- The thing shouts for itself. As a fun alteration of Res ipsa loquitur which literally means ' the thing speaks for itself ' ( something obvious )
Its clearly evident that vaccines protect us from COVID-19 ! It's a case of Res ipsa shoutitur ! Absolutely obvious !
by Nodcrafty charlatan December 31, 2021
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teacher's coffee test

Noun.

1.A fake statistical test.

2. An instance of the use of a complicated claptrap of statistics, to obfuscate the truth.

Derivation- As a humorous alteration of

"student's t test ", which is a real statistical test.
The data say, eating burgers and pizzas leads to weight loss ! Yes, we have used the teacher's coffee test to prove it.
by Nodcrafty charlatan December 13, 2021
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fizz fart

A guy who consumes a lot of fizzy drinks and fast food and then lets out the gas the wrong way.
Jack is a real fizz fart. Guzzles all those fizzy drinks and then lets out the steam and stench!
by Nodcrafty charlatan December 11, 2021
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P.I.P.I.

Meaning- acronym for Prized Idiot from a Prestigious Institute.
Prof Uppercrest is a typical P.I.P.I.! He is full of highfalutin concepts, but lacks touch with the real world.
by Nodcrafty charlatan December 05, 2022
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