Noah Craig's definitions

Shirepanda

A fool that self promotes on Urban Dictionary

"I heard Shirepanda self promoted on Urban Dictionary."

by Noah Craig January 8, 2022

Doggert

A canine that has evolved past the understanding of our concept of understanding.

"All praise Doggert, may his light protect us in the darkest of times."

by Noah Craig January 8, 2022

schmiblit

A word that can loosely describe anything given the situation

"Dude she's an absolute schmiblit."
"What the hell are you talking about?"

by Noah Craig January 12, 2022

Retrodank

An absolute fool that has a crippling love of David Tennant, and never visits his children. People who use the alias Retrodank typically have a hand fetish and are extremely hypocritical.

Retrodank claims to hate sweatpants, yet he constantly wears a onesie with glued on ram horns.

by Noah Craig November 18, 2021