12 definitions by NoMSG

webagnose

to diagnose a medical condition using no educated experience and only info acquired via the Internet.

Doctor: What did you webagnose yourself with?
Drew: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Doctor: Well you can relax, it's just the flu.

by NoMSG October 13, 2010

reuseless

something that is doubly useless.

"My laptop broke down, so I used it as a doorstop. The door slammed shut and hit me in the face! Stupid reuseless Toshiba!"
-Drew

"Reuseless! It's DOUBLE useless!"
-Double Rainbow Guy

by NoMSG September 28, 2010

keys to the benz

1. a way to say you won't take shit from haters.

2. a way to say "let's ride!"

3. a greeting that often confuses people.

1. Nicki: Keys to the benz? Keys to the benz!
Keys: Oh shit, I'd better step up on outta hurr...

2. Sean: Hey, there's a sale on plastic banana guards at WalMart!
Keane: Keys to the benz!

3. Chris: Hey, Drew.
Drew: Keys to the benz.
Chris: .......... ?

by NoMSG October 11, 2010

horsewallop

a word used in place of "horse shit" when you realize halfway through saying it that you are in the presence of virgin ears.

That's a load of horse-... *sees children nearby* ...wallop! Horsewallop!

by NoMSG September 28, 2010

chairmapherdite

a hermapherdite who keeps begging people to sit on him/her. You've encountered one most likely if you've been to a party in West Hollywood.

Chairmapherdite: Please sit on me!
Drew: No way, you silly chairmapherdite!

by NoMSG September 28, 2010