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Party Fail

This is an interjection cried out at the sight of a party foul so horrible that it abruptly ends the party.

There are a number of ways to commit a party fail, but the most effective is by punching a wall while yelling "Reagan Smash!" or "Party's OVER!" or "I'm a douche!"

You may as well yell the last one, because by committing a party fail, you will be called a douche. Forever.
Brian and Chad tried to end the party with their words, but what really ended it was Sean punching a hole in the wall and yelling "Party's OVER!" That douche committed an epic party fail.
by NoMSG September 10, 2010
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webagnose

to diagnose a medical condition using no educated experience and only info acquired via the Internet.
Doctor: What did you webagnose yourself with?
Drew: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Doctor: Well you can relax, it's just the flu.
by NoMSG October 25, 2010
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keys to the benz

1. a way to say you won't take shit from haters.

2. a way to say "let's ride!"

3. a greeting that often confuses people.
1. Nicki: Keys to the benz? Keys to the benz!
Keys: Oh shit, I'd better step up on outta hurr...

2. Sean: Hey, there's a sale on plastic banana guards at WalMart!
Keane: Keys to the benz!

3. Chris: Hey, Drew.
Drew: Keys to the benz.
Chris: .......... ?
by NoMSG October 13, 2010
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reuseless

"My laptop broke down, so I used it as a doorstop. The door slammed shut and hit me in the face! Stupid reuseless Toshiba!"
-Drew

"Reuseless! It's DOUBLE useless!"
-Double Rainbow Guy
by NoMSG September 29, 2010
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Awespiration

Noun, Inspiration that is both inspiring and awesome.

(To Awespire) Verb, The act of inspiring in an awesome manner.

(Awespired) Adjective, The state of being inspired by awesome inspiration.
(n.) The Nazis might have figured out that Adolf Hitler was evil if he hadn't dealt out such awespiration.

(v.) Hitler just awespired me, so I'mma go kill some jews.

(adj.) I am so awespired right now, I feel fly as fuck!
by NoMSG August 21, 2010
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