Definitions by No Tango and no Cash
Top Tier Eugene
Same as Top Tier Travis, but with a dorky name that was hidden in legal documents from his friends until they discovered it in the background of one of his braggadocios texts.
He denies it’s his real name despite all
Open source resources saying otherwise.
He denies it’s his real name despite all
Open source resources saying otherwise.
Yo- did you see Top Tier Eugene came up with another thing he is the best at? He literally sent a picture of the other guy’s idea and tried to say it was his! What a dork!
Top Tier Eugene by No Tango and no Cash September 24, 2023
Ashley brows
When a girl shaves her eyebrows off so she can draw in or stick on new ones that look totally different on her face.
Ashley Brows are usually angled at least 45 degrees and if they came together would look like the C7 Chevrolet Corvette symbol.
Ashley Brows can make you look mean or like you are really focused on a person to the point of straining your eyes, even though you may be completely relaxed in reality.
When Ashley Brows are over widely opened eyes where you can see white all the way around the iris, they are called Mings - because Ashley Brows. An make you look like Ming the Merciless from Glash Gordon.
Ashley Brows are usually angled at least 45 degrees and if they came together would look like the C7 Chevrolet Corvette symbol.
Ashley Brows can make you look mean or like you are really focused on a person to the point of straining your eyes, even though you may be completely relaxed in reality.
When Ashley Brows are over widely opened eyes where you can see white all the way around the iris, they are called Mings - because Ashley Brows. An make you look like Ming the Merciless from Glash Gordon.
“Yo, when Steve took Ashley to the Tampa Bay Lightning game- she donned her Ashley Brows. It took her 1 hr to shave off her natural eyebrows and pencil in some Mings.”
Steve is a flyers fan and wore his old #1 Bernie P jersey, while Ashley wore her all Blue Stamkos, #91 jersey. Steve had to tell
Some other flyers fans at the game to knock it off when they kept calling Ashley “Flash” when TB scored. Steve had to clarify that it’s not Flash but Ming the Merciless…an easy mistake with the big lightning bolt on the front of Ashley’s jersey.
Steve is a flyers fan and wore his old #1 Bernie P jersey, while Ashley wore her all Blue Stamkos, #91 jersey. Steve had to tell
Some other flyers fans at the game to knock it off when they kept calling Ashley “Flash” when TB scored. Steve had to clarify that it’s not Flash but Ming the Merciless…an easy mistake with the big lightning bolt on the front of Ashley’s jersey.
Ashley brows by No Tango and no Cash September 19, 2023
One Ball Court
A location on Google maps where a cousin in a large Irish Catholic Family lives. The court is shaped like a single nut-ball sack with a big cock.
This cousin receives “bag of Dicks” gifts and “I’m gay” gear from the other members of the SFFL fantasy football league.
Damon loves living at One Ball Court in Gloucester County, NJ! He will never move.
This cousin receives “bag of Dicks” gifts and “I’m gay” gear from the other members of the SFFL fantasy football league.
Damon loves living at One Ball Court in Gloucester County, NJ! He will never move.
Cousin Damon got beat by cousin Fran again in fantasy. Under Rule 2018:005, Fran now has the right to bust Damon’s balls all week.
As punishment, Fran mailed a 300 pack of “bag of dicks” gifts to Damon at One Ball Court.
None of us can figure out why Damon moved his family to a court shaped like a uni-testical hanging from a really long cock. Guess he wants a lifetime supply of those bags of dicks!
As punishment, Fran mailed a 300 pack of “bag of dicks” gifts to Damon at One Ball Court.
None of us can figure out why Damon moved his family to a court shaped like a uni-testical hanging from a really long cock. Guess he wants a lifetime supply of those bags of dicks!
One Ball Court by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023
Come on Kurt
The ultimate family fantasy trophy is named after the most common saying of a beloved Aunt who passed a few years ago.
In true family spirit- having fun with fooling around and busting balls to build comradery, the team managers decided to create an acronym for the “Come on Kurt” Trophy and play the annual seasons for the “COK.”
It is the most prized trophy of any and all fantasy football leagues.
In true family spirit- having fun with fooling around and busting balls to build comradery, the team managers decided to create an acronym for the “Come on Kurt” Trophy and play the annual seasons for the “COK.”
It is the most prized trophy of any and all fantasy football leagues.
Player 1: “Thanks to Scott, who was the first champion of the SFFL, for his selfless dedication to aunt Margie, declining the right to name it after him for being the first winner.”
Commish: “The Come on Kurt” trophy will now be named the “COK.” Fran will still never win it though because his team always sucks!
Player 2: Yunkle Terry always cheats because he wants to get his hands on the COK!
Player 3: Timmy will always be tricking the guys into fighting hard for the COK because it’s funny as shit!
Commish: “The Come on Kurt” trophy will now be named the “COK.” Fran will still never win it though because his team always sucks!
Player 2: Yunkle Terry always cheats because he wants to get his hands on the COK!
Player 3: Timmy will always be tricking the guys into fighting hard for the COK because it’s funny as shit!
Come on Kurt by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023
Top Tier Travis
That guy that always brags about his shit. He always has the best, the only, the original, and the thing nobody else could have.
There is no way to impress Top Tier Travis and youshouldn’t even try because you will have to endure 1000 texts about his greatness with complete denial of any of his weaknesses.
He does have a nice wife, but she always travels without him. She seems to wear the pants in Top Tier Travis’s house. He would never admit it though!
There is no way to impress Top Tier Travis and youshouldn’t even try because you will have to endure 1000 texts about his greatness with complete denial of any of his weaknesses.
He does have a nice wife, but she always travels without him. She seems to wear the pants in Top Tier Travis’s house. He would never admit it though!
OMG, Top Tier Travis just started a company and he is texting that his ideas were first, he copyrighted them, and every company wants his services. I looked on Yelp and he received 20 reviews all saying “what and asshole” but they had fun on - business trip with his wife last week when she gave them TTT’s referral.
Top Tier Travis by No Tango and no Cash September 16, 2023
Gay Greg
Somebody who lifts weights, wears oxygen reduction exercise masks, has more “We The People” shirts then most people have socks, has a ball cap with either MAGA or Trump’s smirk face on it, and carries around an aluminum, gallon-sized Thermos water bottle that clangs like a flagpole on a windy day because he has it carabiner-clipped to his 80 lb MOLLE system backpack.
This guy also designs memes all day long to really bust on his friends but gets really mad when they do it back. He also gets multiple suspensions from Facebook from his crude and insightful language and harsh stereotypes expressed.
Still, he is good buddy, but likes to get everyone else in on a joke against you just to keep you humble. He is still an asshole though.
This guy also designs memes all day long to really bust on his friends but gets really mad when they do it back. He also gets multiple suspensions from Facebook from his crude and insightful language and harsh stereotypes expressed.
Still, he is good buddy, but likes to get everyone else in on a joke against you just to keep you humble. He is still an asshole though.
Gay Greg took that picture of me and my wife and superimposed Biden’s face over hers. He captioned that we were best buds and if you looked closely our hands were on each other’s butts. Gay Greg is an asshole. He still
makes me laugh, though. He doesn’t know I wiped my ass on his water jug. I laugh every time I hear him clanging down the hall because I know he is taking sips of my poo!
makes me laugh, though. He doesn’t know I wiped my ass on his water jug. I laugh every time I hear him clanging down the hall because I know he is taking sips of my poo!
Gay Greg by No Tango and no Cash September 16, 2023
TSA Pay Raise
When your company says they fought hard for a raise - but knew there wasn’t enough money in the budget and a reduction in pay was coming.
So you get a raise for the last 3 months of one fiscal year and then they pull it back as the new fiscal year starts…then initiate a cut in pay, essentially wiping out your pay raise and even making you poorer.
So you get a raise for the last 3 months of one fiscal year and then they pull it back as the new fiscal year starts…then initiate a cut in pay, essentially wiping out your pay raise and even making you poorer.
Person 1: Hey, did you see we are getting a TSA Pay Raise this year?
Person 2: Yea, here comes 3 months of pay at the rate we deserve and then a fiscal year take back followed by a reduction in pay.
Person 1: There goes my morale. I think I’m going to try being a truck driver.
Person 2: Yea, here comes 3 months of pay at the rate we deserve and then a fiscal year take back followed by a reduction in pay.
Person 1: There goes my morale. I think I’m going to try being a truck driver.
TSA Pay Raise by No Tango and no Cash September 13, 2023