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Definitions by No Hemingway

Zoomsday 

For over 50 years, people have celebrated the works of James Joyce with Bloomsday events all over the world on June 16th.

This year some Joyceans will have to celebrate Bloomsday 2020 online.

Share your Zoomsday experience with friends and family.
Are you taking part in Zoomsday?
Zoomsday by No Hemingway May 31, 2020

Cuntroversial

The word you use to describe an awful person trying to stir trouble to make themselves famous.
Did you hear Tomi Lahren saying that she has always been controversial?

I think she meant cuntroversial.

Fuckerberg

A weird guy who reads your messages and censors your Facebook posts.

The most anti-social person on social media.
Damn, I wanted to share this funny post but I just got Fuckerberged.
Fuckerberg?

Yeah, you know the creepy guy who reads your DMs.
Fuckerberg by No Hemingway May 28, 2020

Desperate Klingon 

When someone is so desperate to stay in political power they actually promise vaccines at "Warp Speed."
Did you hear that Donald Trump promised a vaccine by the end of the year?
Yeah, he is such a Desperate Klingon, promising a vaccine after the election.

Warped Mind

When someone only thinks of Star Trek or Television and makes strange comments that everyone knows they didn't really think about before saying something stupid.
Did you hear Donald Trump talking about Operation Warp Speed? He has such a Warped Mind.
Warped Mind by No Hemingway May 20, 2020

Renfe minute 

A Renfe Minute is the amount of time you wait for a (Renfe) train in Spain to arrive as the digital display counts down some made-up number.
I arrived at the station and the display said that the train was only a minute away. It said that for the next 7 minutes.

It's called a Renfe minute and that's why I hate public transport, you never know when the train will actually arrive.
Renfe minute by No Hemingway February 18, 2020

Yanksgiving 

When Americans give the world a national sales day in November rather than anything meaningful like Thanksgiving.
Do people celebrate Thanksgiving in your country? You know the day where Americans thank god for all the food Native American Indians gave them or do you just celebrate Yanksgiving?
Yanksgiving by No Hemingway November 4, 2019