Definitions by No Hemingway
Zoomsday
For over 50 years, people have celebrated the works of James Joyce with Bloomsday events all over the world on June 16th.
This year some Joyceans will have to celebrate Bloomsday 2020 online.
Share your Zoomsday experience with friends and family.
This year some Joyceans will have to celebrate Bloomsday 2020 online.
Share your Zoomsday experience with friends and family.
Zoomsday by No Hemingway May 31, 2020
Cuntroversial
Did you hear Tomi Lahren saying that she has always been controversial?
I think she meant cuntroversial.
I think she meant cuntroversial.
Cuntroversial by No Hemingway May 29, 2020
Fuckerberg
A weird guy who reads your messages and censors your Facebook posts.
The most anti-social person on social media.
The most anti-social person on social media.
Damn, I wanted to share this funny post but I just got Fuckerberged.
Fuckerberg?
Yeah, you know the creepy guy who reads your DMs.
Fuckerberg?
Yeah, you know the creepy guy who reads your DMs.
Fuckerberg by No Hemingway May 28, 2020
Desperate Klingon
When someone is so desperate to stay in political power they actually promise vaccines at "Warp Speed."
Did you hear that Donald Trump promised a vaccine by the end of the year?
Yeah, he is such a Desperate Klingon, promising a vaccine after the election.
Yeah, he is such a Desperate Klingon, promising a vaccine after the election.
Desperate Klingon by No Hemingway May 21, 2020
Warped Mind
When someone only thinks of Star Trek or Television and makes strange comments that everyone knows they didn't really think about before saying something stupid.
Warped Mind by No Hemingway May 20, 2020
Renfe minute
A Renfe Minute is the amount of time you wait for a (Renfe) train in Spain to arrive as the digital display counts down some made-up number.
I arrived at the station and the display said that the train was only a minute away. It said that for the next 7 minutes.
It's called a Renfe minute and that's why I hate public transport, you never know when the train will actually arrive.
It's called a Renfe minute and that's why I hate public transport, you never know when the train will actually arrive.
Renfe minute by No Hemingway February 18, 2020
Yanksgiving
When Americans give the world a national sales day in November rather than anything meaningful like Thanksgiving.
Do people celebrate Thanksgiving in your country? You know the day where Americans thank god for all the food Native American Indians gave them or do you just celebrate Yanksgiving?
Yanksgiving by No Hemingway November 4, 2019