You Crane

Ukriane, but it sounds like that...

You: Do you live in You Crane?
Ukrainian fat bastard: ?

by NintendoNerd February 17, 2019

Haigh

Hi in Irish

random fucking Irish guy: Haigh.
You: High?
random fucking Irish guy: HAIGH.
You: Height?
random fucking Irish guy: *facepalms*

by NintendoNerd November 27, 2018

Can This Get 500 dislikes?

plz

Hi idiots I am doing a challenge called, "Can This Get 500 dislikes?"

by NintendoNerd March 01, 2019

Whales

Whales who live in Wales

Ooh look, those 3.099 million whales!

by NintendoNerd March 01, 2019

Nintendo Entertainment System

The first and the best console by Nintendo

Man, I love the Nintendo Entertainment System!

by NintendoNerd November 17, 2018

Pevee

A pervert and a pedophile merged together.

If you click on a pornography site and you want to tell an 11 year old girl, you are a Pevee.

by NintendoNerd January 28, 2019

Cola

Best Energy Drink Ever! Cost: $82719271919291019191.19 (just kidding, it's only $1

Cola is the best drink ever!

by NintendoNerd December 31, 2018