The children or team members of a cheer leading squad, but not limited to that sport or activity, usually overseen by an overly involved, overly protective parent or coach. Cheer pets can always be indentified by their smug attitudes, enormous sense of entitlement, and extremely narrow view of the outside world. Similar to that person at work whose Dad in the boss.
The only reason they are the captains is because their mom is the coach and they are her little cheer pets.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior January 09, 2015
Get the Cheer Petmug. Talking to two different people, with similar names, on social media. Flirting with the ugly one, mistaking them for the attractive one
I was talking to two girls named Nay. I started flirting with the wrong one. Now I cant get rid of her. That's what happens when you end up Catfishing Yourself
by Ninja Nerd Warrior June 04, 2018
Get the Catfishing Yourselfmug. When someone interrupts something you are saying, with somthing completely pointless that takes the attention off of you and puts it on them.
Have you noticed how Brenda will always talk about her new job, I had to stop hanging with her because I got tired of Getting Kanye'd everytime I opened my mouth.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2015
Get the Getting Kanye'dmug. An employee that is awesome when supervised closely, but manages to screw everything up, to an impressive degree, when left on his or he own.
I cant recommend Mike for that promotion, I mean he's great when you work with him, but I'm afraid he might accidentally burn the place down when I leave the room. He's definitely a Great Soldier, Horrible General
by Ninja Nerd Warrior December 04, 2015
Get the Great Soldier, Horrible Generalmug. The plastic knob put in the back of cellphones, so you dont drop and break your 5th iPhone, this year.
I got tired of buying Gina a new phone every time she got drunk, dropped it and broke it. So I bought her a retard handle
by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2018
Get the Retard Handlemug. That special kind of crazy, that some women possess, where you can't decide if this relationship is going to be incredibly fun, or if its going to go off the rails and you're going to die horribly.
So after she throat punched our waitress, because she thought the waitress was being too flirty. We had to get out of there before the cops showed up. We got back to my car, where we had sex on the hood. That's when it occurred to me that she might be a little Roller Coaster Crazy
by Ninja Nerd Warrior July 02, 2016
Get the Roller Coaster Crazymug. An erection lasting long periods of time, and in some cases out lasting the person the you're having sex with
He kept wanting to have sex but I just couldn't keep going. That boy gets Duracell Dick when he's been drinking
by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 28, 2017
Get the duracell dickmug.