Ninja Clan Lord's definitions

snooker be damned

Not collecting an entitlement, in order to avoid drawing inconvenient criticism, although you totally could get away with it, and everybody knows it

1. North Korea won't be attacked yet, snooker be damned.
2. We won't seize a go kart at the boardwalk today, snooker be damned.

by Ninja Clan Lord April 24, 2017

hot-dog stand

Euphemistic for a bar or disco dancing club, the good place around to meet women. Where women go to procure a "hot-dog."

"Sometimes there are plenty of hookers standing on the corner, and no customers. Maybe it's just a matter of time. Are you sure you're going everywhere you're supposed to? Looking in the right places? Did you go to the local hot-dog stand?"

by Ninja Clan Lord February 14, 2017

offensive strike

Use of a snowboard, or anything else, as an offensive or preemptive weapon, instead of as an interpretive tool or progression tool to tell a group's story, foster communities, or improve ties among and between them.

"Oh, man, those people won't clear out from the bottom of the unloading ramp- offensive strike!!!"

by Ninja Clan Lord February 3, 2017

zombie pizza

Pizza left out past when it could still be good, as would be found after an apocalypse in many homes and businesses.

1. We went scavenging around in the houses on that street the other day, and didn't find anything worthwhile or interesting, just the usual zombie pizza.

2. Sometimes at a house where students live, all the food you can find is zombie pizza.

by Ninja Clan Lord January 10, 2017

appster

An enthusiast for or a proficient in using phone apps

The appster missed the subway stop due to inattention.

by Ninja Clan Lord June 2, 2015

swamp rat

muskrat

1. The charity swamp rat dinner shouldn't be called a dinner. It should be called an eat.
2. The original name of the team was the NJ Swamp Rats.

by Ninja Clan Lord March 18, 2017

schlub

A trashy person, loser, or drip

"Guy's a schlub," he said. The person reminded them of a supporting character from Mark Wahlberg's The Fighter or from the original Rocky movie. He was like Eric Roberts in The Pope of Greenwich Village.

"If it weren't for her singing career, she'd be a schlub," he opined of Britney Spears.

by Ninja Clan Lord February 3, 2017