Ninja Clan Lord's definitions

stale cornchip

Something no longer of concern or interest, "old hat"

He was complaining again about his manager at Taco Bell, but I feel that's just stale cornchip.

by Ninja Clan Lord February 16, 2017

smackaroonies

dollars. sometimes called smackers. see also buckaroonies.

That'll cost ya three smackaroonies, that plastic-wrapped convenience store pastry you have there.

by Ninja Clan Lord December 30, 2016

buckaroonies

dollars

I'm thinking it'll only take 20 buckaroonies to fix the door handle.

by Ninja Clan Lord December 30, 2016

flyitis

The drunken condition of neglecting to zip up your fly after visiting the bathroom.

He's not really jerking off and stuff all the time, it's just flyitis.

by Ninja Clan Lord January 1, 2017

chow-line

Military, prison, or exclusive, rich boarding school cafeteria food line.

Van Der Hooven and Rosenblatt sneered at me in the chow-line because of people reacting badly to my music last period. So I made a face back at 'em, broke the end off my fork to turn it into a shiv, and vowed never to let 'em try out my turntabling equipment.

by Ninja Clan Lord January 3, 2017

snooker be damned

Not collecting an entitlement, in order to avoid drawing inconvenient criticism, although you totally could get away with it, and everybody knows it

1. North Korea won't be attacked yet, snooker be damned.
2. We won't seize a go kart at the boardwalk today, snooker be damned.

by Ninja Clan Lord April 24, 2017

booty-slap

The mimed, or more often real, slap to the hiney of someone else during some kind of from-behind sex. Also can just be any smack to the hiney.

He mimed booty-slaps like everyone else, but he was like too nice a person to have actually done that.

by Ninja Clan Lord December 30, 2016