The car drive there was crazy, the unloading ramp was weird, the vending machines had a few varieties of Sour Patch Kids, the brownies were vegan, and there was a bench on the top of the peak. And then I saw a buzzard and a bunch of hawks or something on the way home. It was a holy fucking shit day.
by Ninja Clan Lord March 26, 2017
We thought it was going to be a boring day, until we turned on the news channel and saw the Trump dump.
by Ninja Clan Lord December 18, 2016
Impatient with the lights, he pulled out his Christmas driving, and showed the other drivers what an audacious guy can do on the road.
by Ninja Clan Lord October 28, 2015
Use of a snowboard, or anything else, as an offensive or preemptive weapon, instead of as an interpretive tool or progression tool to tell a group's story, foster communities, or improve ties among and between them.
by Ninja Clan Lord February 03, 2017
Euphemistic for a bar or disco dancing club, the good place around to meet women. Where women go to procure a "hot-dog."
"Sometimes there are plenty of hookers standing on the corner, and no customers. Maybe it's just a matter of time. Are you sure you're going everywhere you're supposed to? Looking in the right places? Did you go to the local hot-dog stand?"
by Ninja Clan Lord February 15, 2017
by Ninja Clan Lord May 31, 2015
All-purpose phrase for any situation to drive people up a wall. Used to be used a little more sensibly, now totally ruined.
"How can I get my homework done faster. . ." "Too bad, so sad."
"It's a little bit of a cloudy day out." "Too bad, so sad."
"I wonder what the meaning of the universe could be." "Too bad, so sad."
"It's a little bit of a cloudy day out." "Too bad, so sad."
"I wonder what the meaning of the universe could be." "Too bad, so sad."
by Ninja Clan Lord April 05, 2017