Ninja Clan Lord's definitions

surfster

A snowboarder, surfer, or skateboarder, a similar person, or one of their hanger-ons, such as a bro, gf or maybe a poser, or someone just with a similar image.

This lame guy doesn't know anything about video games or tattoos, but a surfster would probably understand that.

by Ninja Clan Lord June 4, 2015

smackaroonies

dollars. sometimes called smackers. see also buckaroonies.

That'll cost ya three smackaroonies, that plastic-wrapped convenience store pastry you have there.

by Ninja Clan Lord December 30, 2016

chow-line

Military, prison, or exclusive, rich boarding school cafeteria food line.

Van Der Hooven and Rosenblatt sneered at me in the chow-line because of people reacting badly to my music last period. So I made a face back at 'em, broke the end off my fork to turn it into a shiv, and vowed never to let 'em try out my turntabling equipment.

by Ninja Clan Lord January 3, 2017

flyitis

The drunken condition of neglecting to zip up your fly after visiting the bathroom.

He's not really jerking off and stuff all the time, it's just flyitis.

by Ninja Clan Lord January 1, 2017

schlub

A trashy person, loser, or drip

"Guy's a schlub," he said. The person reminded them of a supporting character from Mark Wahlberg's The Fighter or from the original Rocky movie. He was like Eric Roberts in The Pope of Greenwich Village.

"If it weren't for her singing career, she'd be a schlub," he opined of Britney Spears.

by Ninja Clan Lord February 3, 2017

Trumpify

To totally put the kabosch on something ignorant, misinformed, illiterate, arrogant, and just plain wrong through a twitter post or other post on social media.

They said I didn't do my homework, but if on Twitter I can Trumpify it, then everyone will be on my side.

by Ninja Clan Lord December 27, 2016

dronester

1) a nerd who owns a drone of any sort
2) a commercial drone pilot, usually an Internet junkie who has a hand free

The dronesters didn't think they had real jobs, but they knew the nation depended on their work.

by Ninja Clan Lord December 26, 2015