Nikki Stixx's definitions
(noun) An agreed to arrangement between two friends regarding a sexual relationship between them that is clandestine, occasional, situational and beneficial to both. occurring as a result of multiple factors. Either person may/may not have a significant other. The friendship remains, but has potential to become enhanced and strengthened if the exchange is mutually fulfilling and pleasurable, but could become complex or even strained if the arrangement doesn’t go as expected.
Nikki pitched his ‘friend-sex’ idea to Shannon. She said, “I’m seeing someone”, she thought the idea of this ‘friend-sex’ unusual. Getting hard at hearing her say“sex” to him he looked into her eyes and wished he could hold her hands in his replying “I know this, and as a friend I’d do anything you needed me to, as a friend I love you, the last thing I’m wanting to do is ruin our friendship with dating, naw fuck that. Cause we’re friends, right? I know my place. I also know that maybe people aren’t always #1, aren’t always appreciated as they should, are lonely even though they are ‘seeing someone’, I understand that too, sister. Top secret sex stuff between one another, just us involved, no stalking, no disrespect, take it whenever and however you need it. Touch, pleasure, physical gratification, special, anything you say, attention, you first, secret. Anytime, whenever you say. Don’t you get it?? I’m no model so turn the lights down, close your eyes, give in and I promise I’ll make you feel like the only woman in the world, working you and your body over, inspiring your participation in a celebration of you so that in such times together, flesh on flesh connected, alone and close to each other you wish to please as you are pleased. Then when the time is up for then, just call me when you want to come. I’ll be puddy in your hands becoming solid as a totem pole as you wish, the lesbian between your legs if you like, whatever. A secret we share”.
by Nikki Stixx October 25, 2022
Get the friend-sexmug. (noun) A maneuver which entails acquiring the original of something or someone even and replacing the original with a fake or a forgery.
Tina got ahold of her mom's entire bottle of narcotic painkillers. Knowing that her mother would never take any of them, Tina simply pulled the 'ol switcheroo and emptied the bottle of painkillers and substituted their absence with some kind of laxative pills that looked very similar. Tina was on her way to Junkie-dom.
by Nikki Stixx May 23, 2019
Get the switcheroomug. Phrase alluding to the fact that the speaker, or subject of the phrase is in either a desperate and/or unfortunate state of being or situation. It can either be leading up to or following a request for some form of assistance or help.
Steve asked Ray for a little credit by petitioning in his most sincere voice, ”Please, Ray, just gimme a $10 spot till tomorrow and I promise you I’ll have your money then. C’mon, I'm in a bad way. I ain't had shit today.”
by Nikki Stixx April 22, 2020
Get the In a bad waymug. Shannon came in the room and sat next to Nikki. For the first time this week she appeared happy. She whispered into Nikki's ear, "I got my period today ". Her smile was indeed infectious as it then spread across Nikki's face as he exclaimed "That's Tits! It really is, lover. But I still need church in my life and I need the type of religion that I can only find at the altar that is between your legs". Grinning in agreement, Shannon rousted Nikki from his chair so that he might get to "church" on time.
by Nikki Stixx June 16, 2020
Get the That's Tits!mug. Like clockwork every payday evening Joe would go on the prowl for sexual fun, scoping out any girl he felt might be a Dirty-Butt. I wished his mom would catch him doing that.
by Nikki Stixx October 17, 2019
Get the Dirty-buttmug. Being the family bread-winner, it was a common practice at every first of the month for John to go food-stamping at the local Sav-A-Lot to obtain groceries for his family.
by Nikki Stixx May 19, 2018
Get the food-stampingmug. Kevin was on the nod, his eyes but two small slits. It was obvious that he was oxydized, or had taken his oxycodone.
by Nikki Stixx May 19, 2018
Get the oxydizedmug.