Ron Jeremy

A real American porn star hero. Despite his looks, he used what he had to become what he is now. He should be an inspiration to us all.

I'm writing in Ron Jeremy's name for president in 2004!

by Nik January 30, 2004

penani

male version of punani

Yo i got major penani the other night at that house party

by NiK February 17, 2005

jak off

beating your meat

masturbating

by nik September 23, 2003

Phlyght

I real cool band from IVC, good mates with the band 'Zikonium' Play lots of heavy rock music.

Nik, Sam, Mike, Dana.
"wow phlyght just made me change my pants"

by Nik December 13, 2003

S-E-X

Something all men want and all women can get !

Man - do you want to have sex

Woman - not until i want it

by Nik November 20, 2003

Jerky Salad

To jack off a person while tossing their salad (licking their asshole).

Kim gave Xavier a jerky salad for his birthday.

by Nik June 05, 2015

Tha Bassment

Syrian dick suckers attempt to be cool by putting ramps in his basement that are the shittiest things EVER and telling everyone to come ride but nobody wants to because they are 3' tall. YOU ARE A FAT ASS!

Mindset owns your soul

by Nik April 15, 2005