Jerky Salad

To jack off a person while tossing their salad (licking their asshole).

Kim gave Xavier a jerky salad for his birthday.

by Nik June 06, 2015

andrew sasche

An awesome friend who wants someone to love him but no one will he has a large heart but his body isn't in the greatest shape girls don't want him because of his looks he is awesome

Andrew Sasche and awesome friend

by Nik June 21, 2017

numpty

The piece of flesh between your A*** Hole and your Private parts.

I had the runs so bad it was dribbling down my numpty

by Nik January 22, 2004

Dukes

A gender-neutral/gender-queer/transgender parent; a parent who does not feel completely male or female

J doesn't feel comfortable being called "mom" or "dad" because s/he doesn't feel as though s/he fits the mold of any one gender; therefore, hir kids call hir "Dukes".

by Nik June 03, 2004

slap the dog

VERB: to masterbate or to play with your reproductive organs

i didnt get enough @$$ last nite, so i had to slap the dog

by nik April 30, 2004

Fricking Naggo

What to call people in your AIM away message when playing Grand Theft Auto 3

Busy now, fricking naggo.

by Nik April 21, 2004

wigg

A defunct political party, from around the time of washington and jefferson.

Do i realy need to clarify this further?

by Nik March 27, 2004