Niggadicks's definitions

fr0ffle

To rofl; but only under specific criteria
-you must have an afro (hence fr0ffle)
-you must have mad 1337 skills (hence the 0 in fro)
-you must be a moron (hence the whole word)

Due to the required criteria, I am the only one in the world permitted to fr0ffle.

by Niggadicks July 3, 2006

):

A sad smiley. Often used to elude the onslaught of emoticons on instant messengers / forums. Idiots often confuse it as a typo for :)

John: :( (emoticon shows up)
Frank: Bitch! Don't use emoticons!
John: ):
Frank: Better, bitch.

by Niggadicks July 3, 2006

r0lb

Alteration of r0lf = alteration of rofl.
Flows smoother than rofl.

Homosexual Manifesto: lolz sticky bumsex just occured with me and a snail"
Friend: r0lb

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

lolbowls

bowls injected with laughing gas.

Mike: motherfucker! my lolbowls are attacking me again!
Brian: r0lbyr0lfr0lf@you

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

Scrotebuffer

One who chronically and excessively polishes his scrotum, sometimes to the point of rupturing it

Joe: Man, my scrote's shiny today
Spoon: you sick scrotebuffer
Joe: Stfu! you're no better you tit-trombone

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

tit trumpeteer

A female, or obese man, who plays the trumpet best with their breasts. Pressing their breasts together at mad speeds creates enough air at the right frequency to both blow air through the trumpet and push the keys.

Mary received an A in band after displaying what a good tit trumpeteer she was.

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

TB-ing

the act of tripping, and doing a face plant into a female's breasts. Quite fun and delivers quick erections.

Frank: Hey, Lasahuchahikamarodecimanda! Let's do some TB-ing!
Lasahuchahikamarodecimanda: Okay! There's a hot girl right to the left.
*both trip and land with faces in girl's boobs*
Girl: Onoez, sick TB-ers!

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006