NiggaStoleMyBeans's definitions

Ur mom gay lol

When u wanna win a fight say this but if they say no u after just commit deathpacito

Dickhead: Hey u are have small penis
Me: Yeah well ur mom gay lol
Dickhead: Fuck *runs away*

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

Nigga Stole My Beans

Basically u use this when some black dude comes up to u and steals ur beans

Me: *Eats Beans*
Nigga: *Steals My Beans*
Me: Nigga Stole My Beans

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

Ligma

Totally real disease that has killed billions even took the life of a well known streamer ninja who streams mincecraft on a daily basis anyways ligma is super deadly and kills in 3.2 inches shit i mean 5 seconds 3.2 inches is my dick

Me: Fuck dude u have Ligma
Ligma dude: Fu-*dies*

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 18, 2019

Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.

Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

Adam Reid

People with this exact name are usually very fat and obese

Adam Reid is THICC

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 19, 2019

U

You

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by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

Here if u upvote this ill give u an n-word pass

Hey im a black male from the UK if u upvote this u automatically get an n-word pass also my dick is 3.2 inches if any thotties wanna hmu

here if u upvote this ill give u an n-word pass

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019