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An incredibly incestuous redneck shithole in the gem of Pennsylvania, Carbon County. It's named after some asshole who destroyed the environment to get some sunscreen metal. In this town, children average 6 and a half feet tall due to genetic mutations caused by generations of inbreeding. It is most notable for the disturbing lack of any other ethnic group, because pretty much everyone there is legitimately racist. However, despite intense homophobia, people also are immensely gay at the same time and highly enjoy drugs and normie memes.
Some Guy: Hey, Dave, wanna go to Palmerton?
Dave: No thanks I like not being the only one who isn't fucking my sister.
In Palmerton, PA Spics, Chinks, and Queers are about as scarce as a relationship that isn't between two first cousins.
Dave: No thanks I like not being the only one who isn't fucking my sister.
In Palmerton, PA Spics, Chinks, and Queers are about as scarce as a relationship that isn't between two first cousins.
by Niger Tits May 16, 2017
Get the Palmerton, PAmug. A hidden set of milk jugs a woman has from birth, which transform from A-Cups to D-Cups over the course of the summer or a random weekend. They appear all of a sudden, as if they've always been there.
Are you wondering where your tits are? Well guess what? Your latent tits have been inside you all along.
by Niger Tits May 24, 2017
Get the Latent Titsmug. The unspoken rule that towels' rights are less than any other person's, excluding towels themselves. Towels are not allowed to:
1. Read
2. Write
3. Vote
4. Drive
5. Leave their designated area
6. Dry anything their masters say not to
7. Disobey a master's orders
8. Smoke, drink, or have other substance-related activity
Towels are subhuman filth.
1. Read
2. Write
3. Vote
4. Drive
5. Leave their designated area
6. Dry anything their masters say not to
7. Disobey a master's orders
8. Smoke, drink, or have other substance-related activity
Towels are subhuman filth.
Thanks to Towel Law, the towel was punished sternly by the whip for attempting to write a book about how to drive, against Amy Schumer's vagina's wishes. It was quickly rolled into a makeshift dildo-tampon and shoved back in. Amy Schumer stopped menstruating a long time ago, so don't worry. It's just super sweaty and gross.
by Niger Tits October 9, 2017
Get the towel lawmug. A pretending to use a pill rather than taking one's required medication. The actual pill may be hid in one's sleeve, anus/rectum, or nasal cavity until anyone forcing one to consume the pill is out of the room. The anus thing doesn't really work if it's a suppository.
Geez, grampa really doesn't want his medication. I saw he was taking an air lozenge while he shoved the pills up his bum until the nurse left.
by Niger Tits February 1, 2016
Get the Air Lozengemug.