11 definitions by Niger Tits

A pretending to use a pill rather than taking one's required medication. The actual pill may be hid in one's sleeve, anus/rectum, or nasal cavity until anyone forcing one to consume the pill is out of the room. The anus thing doesn't really work if it's a suppository.
Geez, grampa really doesn't want his medication. I saw he was taking an air lozenge while he shoved the pills up his bum until the nurse left.
by Niger Tits November 24, 2015
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Having a contradiction between properties and object; One who is employed in an occupation which is opposite of their values.
The whore of a lawyer was quite vesteimulus in nature; I do wish justice one day.
What kind of vesteimulus priest commits such raw and unforgiving sin?
by Niger Tits October 9, 2017
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A guy who pretends to support the cause of a feminazi just for sex. The origin of "Lola" is unknown, so let's assume she's a feminazi, mkay?
Dude, Randy is being such a Lola's Best Friend to Bethany. I know Bethany's hot and all but he's being a douche to all his friends.
by Niger Tits November 24, 2015
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An incredibly incestuous redneck shithole in the gem of Pennsylvania, Carbon County. It's named after some asshole who destroyed the environment to get some sunscreen metal. In this town, children average 6 and a half feet tall due to genetic mutations caused by generations of inbreeding. It is most notable for the disturbing lack of any other ethnic group, because pretty much everyone there is legitimately racist. However, despite intense homophobia, people also are immensely gay at the same time and highly enjoy drugs and normie memes.
Some Guy: Hey, Dave, wanna go to Palmerton?
Dave: No thanks I like not being the only one who isn't fucking my sister.

In Palmerton, PA Spics, Chinks, and Queers are about as scarce as a relationship that isn't between two first cousins.
by Niger Tits May 15, 2017
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