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When an individual uses one's own tears to fill up a cup of any given size, and places into said cup a Swedish Fish or two, then freezes it with a toothpick or other similar utensil in order to eat it later in the manner of a popsicle.
I felt sad so I made a Swaddish Fish in an attempt to cope with depression.
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by Niger Tits October 09, 2017

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Having a contradiction between properties and object; One who is employed in an occupation which is opposite of their values.
The whore of a lawyer was quite vesteimulus in nature; I do wish justice one day.
What kind of vesteimulus priest commits such raw and unforgiving sin?
by Niger Tits October 09, 2017

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A hidden set of milk jugs a woman has from birth, which transform from A-Cups to D-Cups over the course of the summer or a random weekend. They appear all of a sudden, as if they've always been there.
Are you wondering where your tits are? Well guess what? Your latent tits have been inside you all along.
by Niger Tits May 24, 2017

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A guy who pretends to support the cause of a feminazi just for sex. The origin of "Lola" is unknown, so let's assume she's a feminazi, mkay?
Dude, Randy is being such a Lola's Best Friend to Bethany. I know Bethany's hot and all but he's being a douche to all his friends.
by Niger Tits November 23, 2015

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