Niger Tits's definitions

Latent Tits

A hidden set of milk jugs a woman has from birth, which transform from A-Cups to D-Cups over the course of the summer or a random weekend. They appear all of a sudden, as if they've always been there.

Are you wondering where your tits are? Well guess what? Your latent tits have been inside you all along.

by Niger Tits May 24, 2017

Palmerton, PA

An incredibly incestuous redneck shithole in the gem of Pennsylvania, Carbon County. It's named after some asshole who destroyed the environment to get some sunscreen metal. In this town, children average 6 and a half feet tall due to genetic mutations caused by generations of inbreeding. It is most notable for the disturbing lack of any other ethnic group, because pretty much everyone there is legitimately racist. However, despite intense homophobia, people also are immensely gay at the same time and highly enjoy drugs and normie memes.

Some Guy: Hey, Dave, wanna go to Palmerton?
Dave: No thanks I like not being the only one who isn't fucking my sister.

In Palmerton, PA Spics, Chinks, and Queers are about as scarce as a relationship that isn't between two first cousins.

by Niger Tits May 16, 2017

gender conformist

When you god damn know that your gender is defined whether you got a dick and testes or you got a motherfucking set of ovaries and Fallopian tubes.

Them niggas be like "you're such a gender conformist". I mean, dayum right niggas. I got a dick, I'm a man, and it ain't 'cause of mother fucking society.

by Niger Tits November 3, 2015

Vesteimulus

Having a contradiction between properties and object; One who is employed in an occupation which is opposite of their values.

The whore of a lawyer was quite vesteimulus in nature; I do wish justice one day.
What kind of vesteimulus priest commits such raw and unforgiving sin?

by Niger Tits October 9, 2017