Definitions by Nico

squeak 

a person who is annoying because they act child like; and or a person who is annoying because they are unskilled and unexpierenced in certain things.

"Kim still plays with Barbies, she's sucha squeak"

"Dave didn't know what 69 meant, he's sucha squeak"

squeak by nico September 12, 2004

crackwhore 

Crackwhore refers to a friend which will act utterly selfish. He or she may only call onto you or ask you for what he needs, while when you call on him, he/she simply ignores the cry for help.

Crackwhore originated from cocksucking individuals that would take it in the ass for a piece of crack that was the size of a dime.

Dont ever trust a crackwhore

crackwhore by Nico August 14, 2004

Happygasm 

Noun. Middle English. (Derived from orgasm)

The climax of happiness, often expressed by sensual, exotic feelings in the cheekbones.

I gave my little brother some balloons and he had a happygasm.

My cheeks were sore after we happygasmed.

Happygasm by Nico August 13, 2004

Woosh 

Poetic genius, always making others smile. If I were'nt lesbian I'd want him.

Woosh > Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Penis is huge, it touches my shoe.

Woosh by Nico June 1, 2004

homovehicular 

Adjective - being transported in the same vehicle.

abbr. - homo

Man those nuns we just passed were really homovehicular.

-OR-

Man those nuns we just passed were really homo.

homovehicular by Nico May 13, 2004

The New Jersey Monster 

If New Jersey was, like, alive, and it was a monster, then it would be this.

Holy S***, Alex! It's the New Jersey Monster!

The New Jersey Monster by Nico April 29, 2004

culturo-temporal 

2. The ideal temperature at which to culture a bacteria or mold

From Latin Cultura (to grow) and Tempus (heat)

The culturo-temporal of E. Coli bacteria is 98.9 degrees Fahrenheit.

culturo-temporal by Nico April 29, 2004