Christatic

Adj. Describes a really, really, really good Christmas.

Feeney spent his holidays in the Philippines and had a Christatic time.

by Nicnoc November 30, 2010

oblitorous

(adj.) When a person cannot find the clitoris on their partner during sexual activity. A portmanteau of “clitoris” and “oblivious”.

Sally was never sexually satisfied; her partner was completely oblitorous.

by nicnoc November 06, 2021

Paussie

N. A group of Australian blokes

"So we were just there in a bar minding our own business when we were overrun by a massive paussie. Things got out of hand."

"Beware the Tzion and Banny paussie! Those guys drink till they shit."

by Nicnoc October 20, 2010

tit for twat

When lesbians exchange sexual favors; also performed by straight women unsatisfied by their male partners.

Elaine: Gee, Ricky doesn't really like to go down on me.
Lisa: Oh, it repels Bob as well! I just don't get it...
Elaine: Tit for twat?
Lisa: Done.

by Nicnoc June 18, 2011

spermageddon

N. A state of post-coital exhaustion caused by excessive ejaculation such that sperm count temporarily drops to zero.

After the fifth round Teemu groaned, rolled over, and sank into sweet, cuddle-free sleep. The countdown to spermageddon began.

by Nicnoc November 25, 2010

share thumbnail space

V. 1. Refers to the deepening romantic involvement between 2 individuals when both of them start to appear together in the thumbnails of their Facebook profile pictures. While anyone can share your profile pic, it takes a special person to survive the cropping and be part of the extremely limited 130 x 110 pixels that is a thumbnail.

2. Can also refer to non-romantic relationships, i.e. BFFs, bromance, etc.

Friend 1: Are Vangie and Phil, like, together? Their Facebook relationship status still says "single".
Friend 2: Yeah, but check out their homepages - they already share thumbnail space. It's official alright!

by Nicnoc November 05, 2010

Tits ahoy

Interj. When one sees a great pair of bazambas / bewbs / mamaries and / or amazing cleavage. Also, a nipple slip. Best said with pirate noises, ie "Rrrrarrrrr!" or "Treaaaaasure!"

Friend 1: Dude, have you seen Nicoline in that itty bitty red top today?
Friend 2: Tits ahoy, bro! Treaaaaasure! *high fives Friend 1*

by Nicnoc November 17, 2010