Nicnoc's definitions

Christatic

Adj. Describes a really, really, really good Christmas.

Feeney spent his holidays in the Philippines and had a Christatic time.

by Nicnoc November 30, 2010

person attached to your dick

N. A fuck buddy for whom you're starting to develop feelings. It's not just about the sex anymore, but when your relationship expands to accommodate and appreciate your fuck buddy's personality, character, tastes, etc. It's when you look at his dick and see the person it is attached to.

Laura: "It took me some time to sort this out, but I...I think I've grown to like the person attached to your dick."
Jordi: *blushing* "Oh...thanks!"

by Nicnoc October 12, 2010

Gayristocrat

1. A homosexual male who is a member of the ruling class or of the nobility, or one who has royal blood.

2. A gay commoner who adopts the tastes, manners and behavior of the aristocracy.

Dave is a natural gayristocrat who insisted on lodging in a Swedish castle when he toured Europe last spring.

by Nicnoc October 7, 2010

spermageddon

N. A state of post-coital exhaustion caused by excessive ejaculation such that sperm count temporarily drops to zero.

After the fifth round Teemu groaned, rolled over, and sank into sweet, cuddle-free sleep. The countdown to spermageddon began.

by Nicnoc November 25, 2010

Paussie

N. A group of Australian blokes

"So we were just there in a bar minding our own business when we were overrun by a massive paussie. Things got out of hand."

"Beware the Tzion and Banny paussie! Those guys drink till they shit."

by Nicnoc October 20, 2010

tit for twat

When lesbians exchange sexual favors; also performed by straight women unsatisfied by their male partners.

Elaine: Gee, Ricky doesn't really like to go down on me.
Lisa: Oh, it repels Bob as well! I just don't get it...
Elaine: Tit for twat?
Lisa: Done.

by Nicnoc June 18, 2011

share thumbnail space

V. 1. Refers to the deepening romantic involvement between 2 individuals when both of them start to appear together in the thumbnails of their Facebook profile pictures. While anyone can share your profile pic, it takes a special person to survive the cropping and be part of the extremely limited 130 x 110 pixels that is a thumbnail.

2. Can also refer to non-romantic relationships, i.e. BFFs, bromance, etc.

Friend 1: Are Vangie and Phil, like, together? Their Facebook relationship status still says "single".
Friend 2: Yeah, but check out their homepages - they already share thumbnail space. It's official alright!

by Nicnoc November 5, 2010