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emergencheese

The cheese you use to feed a toddler or a dog medication that they will not take otherwise
Father - Honey did you give the dog her thyroid medicine?
Mother - I tried but she would not take it.
Father - Did you try the emergencheese?
Mother - I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius...
by NickyLags April 21, 2014
mugGet the emergencheesemug.

minimum wage day wrecker

someone who earns minimum wage yet has the ability to ruin your day
I went through the drive through and wanted no pickles on my burger, the minimum wage day wrecker not only gave me four extra pickles he added F'n relish. I was pissed
by NickyLags September 11, 2010
mugGet the minimum wage day wreckermug.

Maskne

The small little pimples you get on your face after wearing a mask for ten hours, five days a week.
Sometimes I like wearing my mask, this way people cannot see my maskne
by nickylags December 11, 2020
mugGet the Masknemug.

Funalyzer

A device that said drinker will blow into to get a reading of how much more they need to drink so that they are fun to be around
Guy 1- Do you remember the last time Kim was with us she was so much fun.

Guy 2 - Yeah she may need to take a funalyzer to determine how much more she needs to drink before the bad karaoke starts
by NickyLags December 5, 2011
mugGet the Funalyzermug.

Generation E

The generation that comes after Generation Y Generation E children feel they are "Entitled" to everything and putting forth no effort
I am really tired of these Generation E kids. Every kid gets a trophy whether they win or lose. What ever happened to winner reaps the rewards
by NickyLags December 18, 2012
mugGet the Generation Emug.

emergencheese

The cheese you use to feed a toddler or a dog medication that they will not take otherwise
Husband- Honey did you give the dog her thyroid medicine and the baby her allergy pill?

Wife - I tried but neither one of them would take it.

Husband - Did you try the emergencheese?

Wife- I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius
by NickyLags May 15, 2014
mugGet the emergencheesemug.

Maskne

The small little pimples you get on your face after wearing a mask for ten hours, five days a week.
Sometimes I like wearing my mask, this way people cannot see my maskne
by nickylags December 11, 2020
mugGet the Masknemug.

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