16 definitions by Nicky

Oh come here baby and let me fettle you undules....
by Nicky January 14, 2005
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Deficating while recieving oral sex.
Let's go to the bathroom, I need a Blumpy
by Nicky September 4, 2003
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A personals site based in Britain, where people can post their photo for everyone to see, boast about themselves, pretend to be someone else, or indulge their narcissism to their heart's content. Tempted by offers of apparently non-existant parties in London, people sign up to find that the site encourages them to insult other members, deface their photographs, and steal things in exchange for jelly beans. Tragic.
"I thought faceparty would be great, but then I saw through the bullsh*t"
by Nicky March 11, 2005
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Derogative term for trousers worn too short (approx 1-3 inches above the shoe), often with white socks underneath making the jack-up more obvious.
Check that guy's jack-ups
My best trousers had shrunk, resulting in fairly serious jack-ups
by Nicky November 29, 2004
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WHEN A FAT GIRL THINKS SHE IS ABOUT TO QWEEF BUT SHARTS INSTEAD.
DIANNE:I HAVE TO QWEEF SO BAD

NICKY: DONT PUSH TOO HARD YOU MIGHT QWAUFLE YOURSELF

JASPER: IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT IN HERE

RYAN: DIANNE WHATS THAT STAIN ON YOUR SHORTS JESSICA: DIANNE I THINK YOU QWAUFLED YOURSELF
by Nicky November 14, 2012
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The Shit, verry good jane. best that i have ever had.
by Nicky March 25, 2005
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