Nick worder's definitions

Corona

Is a beer that gets better with lime, or a virus that doesn't get better with lime.

Tom- "man this Corona sure tastes better with lime!"
Javier- "man, when you said Corona I thought you meant the virus, and that doesn't get any better with lime!

by Nick worder March 25, 2020

Trumpty Dumpty

Someone (most commonly an idiot) that is so blatantly ignorant to reality that they believe every lie that comes out of the president's mouth as to be truth! So bad you think they fell off a wall and cracked their head open!

Mike - yo man look at that trumpty Dumpty!
Steve- why'd you call him that?
Mike- cuz he believes everything that lying President says , what an idiot!
Steve- that's funny cuz he looks like he's been dropped on his head hahaha!

by Nick worder March 25, 2020

Plimpkin

(Similar but different to a plumpkin)the act of receiving oral sex while taking a shit and smoking/rolling a blunt or spliff .

Bobbie-Sue- "What was you favorite part of the plimpkin?"
Jim- Bob-"Using your back as a rolling tray!" "Oh! and when you found out we were out of toilet paper! "
Billie-Ray- " Wonder Method to the rescue! "

by Nick worder March 26, 2020

Jackrag

1. a person that deserves as little respect or the equivalent amount of respect that a rag that someone masturbates into gets.

2. a rag that someone masturbates into

Man that guy's an idiot, what a jackrag!

I can't hang out right now ,I've got to clean my room of all my Jackrags before my mom gets home!

by Nick worder March 25, 2020

Nikillian

Is a unit of measurement as well as the name of the scale used to measure the largest amount of quality love affection that one person (human or other being) could have for their mother! There is nothing larger! To large to be considered infinite (which is dwarfed by it's size)

Erik-"Man I love my mom Nikillian!"
Nick-"Me too!"
Random guy-"Man you guys are lucky to have the greatest mom ever!"
Erik and Nick- "YEP ! "

by Nick worder March 26, 2020

Coronate

To urinate outside and avoid public restrooms in fear of contracting the coronavirus

Tom- "Man I got a coronate! My bladder is too full and that public restroom looks like a corona virus orgy waiting to happen! "

by Nick worder March 25, 2020

Swick

A swift kick to the dick!

Man I'm going to swick that asshole he deserves it!

by Nick worder March 25, 2020