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Trumpty Dumpty

Someone (most commonly an idiot) that is so blatantly ignorant to reality that they believe every lie that comes out of the president's mouth as to be truth! So bad you think they fell off a wall and cracked their head open!
Mike - yo man look at that trumpty Dumpty!
Steve- why'd you call him that?
Mike- cuz he believes everything that lying President says , what an idiot!
Steve- that's funny cuz he looks like he's been dropped on his head hahaha!
by Nick worder March 25, 2020
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Coronita virus

Similar to the coronavirus but it only affects little people
Dumbguy- Hey that' Consuelo is really hot looking midget!

Intellectual-thats not nice! They're referred to as "little people" and she has the coronita virus!
by Nick worder March 25, 2020
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Corona

Is a beer that gets better with lime, or a virus that doesn't get better with lime.
Tom- "man this Corona sure tastes better with lime!"
Javier- "man, when you said Corona I thought you meant the virus, and that doesn't get any better with lime!
by Nick worder March 25, 2020
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Coronate

To urinate outside and avoid public restrooms in fear of contracting the coronavirus
Tom- "Man I got a coronate! My bladder is too full and that public restroom looks like a corona virus orgy waiting to happen! "
by Nick worder March 25, 2020
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Swick

Man I'm going to swick that asshole he deserves it!
by Nick worder March 25, 2020
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Plimpkin

(Similar but different to a plumpkin)the act of receiving oral sex while taking a shit and smoking/rolling a blunt or spliff .
Bobbie-Sue- "What was you favorite part of the plimpkin?"
Jim- Bob-"Using your back as a rolling tray!" "Oh! and when you found out we were out of toilet paper! "
Billie-Ray- " Wonder Method to the rescue! "
by Nick worder March 26, 2020
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Wonder method

It's when there's a shortage of toilet paper and you resort to using a slice of white bread ( or wheat depending on your gluten allergies) ! Often returning it to the loaf for reuse.
Doughboy- man this crazy shortage of toilet paper made me resort to the Wonder method! And then Wonderboymade a sandwich ! what a jackrag!
by Nick worder March 25, 2020
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