Joplin Missouri

Joplin Missouri is a midwestern town in south west Missouri in central United states. Population around 100,000 people. Was made to fame for ore and lead production in early days. Known for Bonnie and Clyde shootout and other events. Dennis weaver. Bob Cummings. BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE OF THE BULLSHIT LAW ENFORCEMENT ASSHOLES THAT OBVIOUSLY WAS BEAT UP IN HIGH SCHOOL. REDNECK ASSHOLES WHO COULDN'T KEEP A FUCKING JOB.. BITCHES TO STUPID TO GIVE BLOW JOB...BUT ALSO HAS BIKERS AND GENERALLY DECENT PEOPLE IF YOU RIDE...BUT WILL KICK YOUR DUMB ASS IF YOU EVEN LOOK AT HIS BIKE..( RATHER YOU FUCK HIS MOM THAN TOUCH HIS BIKE...ALL TOGETHER IS A LITTLE PIECE REDNECK TOWN .IF YOU COME ON VACATION. WILL LEAVE ON PROBATION
MAN AVOID JOPLIN MISSOURI IF YOU RIDE..FUCKING ASSHOLE DICKSMACK COPS WILL FUCK WITH YOU
by Nick Danger Brother January 23, 2022
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jasper county asswhooping

Jasper ass whooping is when your whole life you have lived in a place where being a total fucking asshole.You run your dickhole thinking you know everything about everything. FINALLY THE BIGGEST BONE CRUSHER THERE.WILL GIVE YOU THE WORST JASPER COUNTY ASSWHOOPING YOU HAVE EVER HAD.EVEN STICKS HIS BIG FOOT UP YOUR CRY BABY PUSSY ASS.
Damn I am getting so fucking tired of this cock suckers big mouth as soon as I get room..He's getting a jasper county asswhooping
by Nick Danger Brother January 07, 2022
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cunt pit

An airplane pilot with two males is a cockpit when you have two females flying the plane it is called a cunt pit
I really enjoy the flight today however I noticed we're flying by a cunt pit
by Nick Danger Brother December 16, 2021
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Bonnie and clydded

Bonnie and Clydded
The definition of Bonnie and Clydded is when you're pulled over by the police and they don't like you they take you to jail you insult them like you fucked your wife or their mother or their dog and they get 500 policeman together they unload all their guns in you
by Nick Danger Brother January 07, 2022
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Dabbler

Dabbler is when a guy doesn't want the responsibility of dating or marriage. Just wants to bang the shit out of bitches and get the fuck out
He wont marry her .he's just a dabbler
by Nick Danger Brother January 22, 2022
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walking the parapet

Walking the parapet,When a dude is with his wife at a cocktail party and excuses himself. After several minutes he still hasn't came back,you start to look around when you find him in your neighbor's panty drawer Sniffing her Victoria secret panties...his right hand is jerking off while holding panties in left Sniffing them...that is Walking the Parapet
Did you see that fucking idiot last night they caught him in her bedroom sniffing her panties walking the parapet
by Nick Danger Brother January 24, 2022
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Reusable condon

A reusable condon is when you are fucking several women ,when done banging one,but before the other you take of condon, turn inside out and shake the fuck out of it
Damn these reusable condon are so nice,when your done just turn inside out and shake the fuck out of it
by Nick Danger Brother January 24, 2022
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