Definitions by Nick D

progressive

a pre-party you go to just to get drunk before the real parties...usually includes a bar and serious likwid

After slamming 10 shots at the progressive, I went to the party to get drunk.

progressive by Nick D February 23, 2003

take on the team 

to suck the dick of, eat out, or have sex with every member of a sports team.

Don't touch that skank ho, man, the Dallas Cowboys were in town last night and she "took on the team".

take on the team by Nick D February 23, 2003

D.A.R.E. 

Drug
Abuse
Resistance
Education

e.g. a bunch of bullshit taught by a cop to your kids

"YES!!! I won the D.A.R.E. award and got a free T-shirt."
"Whatever you little fucking narc, give it 5 years and you'll be as doped out as any of us."

D.A.R.E. by Nick D February 23, 2003

chaser

a less potent potable you imbibe subsequent to imbibing an intoxicating beverage

"Bitch you're softer than Alize with a chaser."

chaser by Nick D February 23, 2003

Alize

a fruit cognac drink, enjoyed by thugs and hustlas.

Anybody who knows Dre knows I'm about fast cars and Alize, partying all day.

Alize by Nick D February 23, 2003

jersey chaser 

a girl that only goes for guys on a certain sports team

"You'll never get with that girl, she only does water polo players."
"Fucking jersey chaser. I should smack dat ho."

jersey chaser by Nick D February 23, 2003

cluck cluck 

the sound you make when a chickenhead is present

When Julie came out after sucking 5 consecutive dicks in the shag room, Sam instantly started making pecking motions and yelling, "Cluck cluck! Cluck cluck!"

cluck cluck by Nick D February 21, 2003