by Nick D February 24, 2003
(yelp! yelp! yelp!)
"Judas Priest, Timmy...we bought you the blow-up doll, now leave the damned dog alone!"
"Judas Priest, Timmy...we bought you the blow-up doll, now leave the damned dog alone!"
by Nick D November 09, 2005
Japanese People's Time, or early, since Japanese people are obsessed with being places on time and always show up early.
by Nick D February 16, 2003
The epitome of being all over something. Tri Delt refers to the Delta Delta Delta sorority which is known all over the country for very large girls.
When the troops brought the loaf of bread into the Ethiopian village, the starving kids there were all over that mofo like a Tri Delt on cake.
Shit dogg, check out that guy totally covered in bees. Those things are all over him like a bunch of Tri Delts on a bunch of cakes.
Shit dogg, check out that guy totally covered in bees. Those things are all over him like a bunch of Tri Delts on a bunch of cakes.
by Nick D November 03, 2003
A shabby attempt at correcting a problem, which usually leads to bigger problems that could have been easily avoided by doing the job right the first time.
Problem: The condom broke.
Quick fix: Get down there and try to suck it out.
New problem: You just swallowed a bunch of jizz, you cum-guzzling idiot, and she's pregnant anyway.
Better idea: Give her the morning-after pill.
Problem: Too many ducks in your yard.
Quick fix: Use duck tape, thinking the ducks should be attracted to it.
New problem: Kids in the neighborhood used it to tape your son to a tree naked.
Better idea: Shoot those damn ducks with a sawed-off shotgun. That'll teach 'em.
Problem: You want a liter of cola. Not a 20-ounce bottle, not a 44-ounce big gulp, a fucking liter.
Quick fix: Jump over the counter, attack that burger punk, and start a crazy big mac-throwing riot.
New problem: That's assault, brother. You're in the slammer.
Better idea: Remind the kid that liter is French for "Give me some fucking cola before I break your fucking face!" Don't actually do it though.
Problem: Your arm is trapped under a slab of concrete, and you're starving.
Quick fix: Gnaw it off. That solves both problems.
New problem: You're handicapped and everyone laughs at you.
Better idea: Lift the cinder block off of your arm and walk to McDonald's across the street.
Quick fix: Get down there and try to suck it out.
New problem: You just swallowed a bunch of jizz, you cum-guzzling idiot, and she's pregnant anyway.
Better idea: Give her the morning-after pill.
Problem: Too many ducks in your yard.
Quick fix: Use duck tape, thinking the ducks should be attracted to it.
New problem: Kids in the neighborhood used it to tape your son to a tree naked.
Better idea: Shoot those damn ducks with a sawed-off shotgun. That'll teach 'em.
Problem: You want a liter of cola. Not a 20-ounce bottle, not a 44-ounce big gulp, a fucking liter.
Quick fix: Jump over the counter, attack that burger punk, and start a crazy big mac-throwing riot.
New problem: That's assault, brother. You're in the slammer.
Better idea: Remind the kid that liter is French for "Give me some fucking cola before I break your fucking face!" Don't actually do it though.
Problem: Your arm is trapped under a slab of concrete, and you're starving.
Quick fix: Gnaw it off. That solves both problems.
New problem: You're handicapped and everyone laughs at you.
Better idea: Lift the cinder block off of your arm and walk to McDonald's across the street.
by Nick D July 14, 2004
A very obese person who consumes a large quantity of food. May eat you out of house and home if he/she visits. Closest known synonym is cheese hog.
Better hide those Cheesecake Factory leftovers before Ted comes over with his girlfriend Cindy. That bitch is a big-time refrigerator raider.
by Nick D June 28, 2006
A high-pitched singing-like noise made by rolling the tongue...signifies the presence of an Indian (from India) person. The reason behind this "word" is that it's supposed to sound like Indian music. It's a fairly offensive term.
When we walked into Shibu's Liquor Store, Ted suddenly started chanting "alalalalala!!!" Then Shibu knocked him the fuck out with an empty keg.
by Nick D October 15, 2003