Definitions by Nick D

rumptop 

a serious fuck-up or mistake.

You won't make this shot. It's gonna be a total rumptop. HAHAHA airball!!! I knew it, bitch!!!

rumptop by Nick D March 31, 2003

Thugz Mansion 

the only place where thugs get in free and you've gotta be a G, where dem niggaz go when we die.

At Thugz Mansion I drank Peppermint Schnapps with Jackie Wilson and Sam Cooke.

Thugz Mansion by Nick D March 31, 2003

Rush

1) to hurry
2) the time when you check out different frats or sororities and decide which one you want to pledge
3) the early part of a high, especially cocaine
4) a shitty 80's band that Trekkie-types listen to
5) Limbaugh
6) slang for "Russian"

1) You ain't from Russia, so bitch why you rushin'?
2) Ryan was wasted off his ass during frat rush, so we breathalyzed him and that motherfucker was off the charts!
3) "Man that rush from those caffeine pills was intense."
"No it wasn't. Shut up bitch."
4) I'm sorry son, but the guitarist from Rush is your father, and it ends up he's gay.
5) We were jammin' to Rush Limbaugh in the car and a cop pulled us over.
6) That guy's either a fucking Polak or a dumb ass Rush.

You'd better rush so we can go to the frat rush party on time and snort coke and get a rush while listening to Rush or Rush Limbaugh, you fucking Rush.

Rush by Nick D March 31, 2003

the realest label 

Shady Records...Ja Rule can't step.

Obie, D-Twizzie, G-Unit, 50, we the realest fuckin' label fo' sho'.

the realest label by Nick D March 21, 2003

fudge packer 

1) someone who works at a chocolate factory packing fudge into boxes.
2) a homosexual male who would love to ram your shit in the wrong direction with his dick; one who sticks things in the out hole.

1) Before Liberace became a world-famous fudge packer idol, he worked at Hershey's Chocolate world as a fudge packer and rode the hershey highway to work every day.
2) Hey! What are you doing? Stop trying to pull my pants down from behind! Wait, what just poked my ass? Was that a flashlight in your pocket or...wait a minute...that's sick, you fucking fudge packer!!!

fudge packer by Nick D March 19, 2003

gellin' 

wearing gel insoles in your shoes, preferably Dr. Scholl's.

"You gellin'?"
"I'm gellin' like a felon!"
"What about you playa?"
"I'm so gellin', I'm like Magellan!"
"I'm gelling!"
"No you ain't gellin' cracka!"
BANG BANG! (cracka gets shot)

gellin' by Nick D March 19, 2003

sausage fest 

a party of only guys (or at least 80% guys), where there is a substantial abundance of weiner.

Benji told everyone he was a pimp and was bringing 50 hot bitches from Arizona State to his house Saturday night. But when we got there it was just a bunch of dudes watching "The Matrix". We blew that bitch right away and never went back to that wanksta's crib.

sausage fest by Nick D March 19, 2003