joint

A place. Can be any place, doesn't have to be jail or a crack house.
"The joint", however, means the fucking slammer.

Delonte: "Ayyo nigga let's hit up dat science museum tomorrow."
Jameer: "Hell yeah dogg that joint is off da heezy fo' sheezy."
Delonte: "Yeah that joint sho' is better than THE joint."

by Nick D January 31, 2004

mood music

Shit you play when you've got a bitch over to give you a better chance to beat it up.

I got her all worked up by playing Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love to You", but she really lost it when I surprised her with the shocker followed by a swift Danza slap.

by Nick D February 01, 2004

booked

Sentenced to a jail term.

Chris: "Watch out, man. I killed a man one time. I'll fuck you up."
Ken: "Hahaha. No you didn't, bitch."
Chris: "No I didn't. But my friend did."
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But he did get booked for possession of a deadly weapon...that means a GAT!!!"
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But he did get booked for possession of marijuana...that means WEED!!! That's drugs, man."
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But one time in middle school he got in a fight, and he won. That means he KICKED SOMEONE'S ASS!!!"
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But I'll bust a cap in yo ass, fool!"
Ken: "No you won't."
Chris: "No, I probably won't."
Ken: "Hey guess what? You're white."
Chris: "WHAT!?!? NO!!!" (runs away crying)

by Nick D May 28, 2004

Indiana Jones

to be "jonesin' for" or have a really intense need to go to Indiana

Playa I'm sick of hangin' out in Ohio...I got serious Indiana jones.

by Nick D February 13, 2003

Cosbys, Winslows, and Jeffersons

slang for a gigantic crap, comes from 3 brown-skinned TV families.

That wasn't just the Cosby kids I dropped off there, it was the Cosbys, Winslows, AND Jeffersons!

by Nick D April 03, 2003

make your knees touch your elbows

To bend over forward, possibly to engage in sexual acts.

"I love it when you make your knees touch your elbows, and break it down low..." -Nelly, "E.I."

When Jane kept making her knees touch her elbows on the dance floor, I felt an incredible urge to sneak up behind her and slip her a quick one in the dumper.

by Nick D February 02, 2004

gaybe

what your sexual orientation officially is when you're not sure whether or not you're gay.
GAY + MAYBE = GAYBE

"Wait a minute! You're a fudge packer aren't you?"
"Gaybe."

by Nick D May 16, 2003