Nick D's definitions

polish off

1) to finish something, such as a meal or a bottle of liquor
2) to clean the dust off of something and make it clean and shiny again

After polishing off three 40's of 8-ball, Jamal's beer goggles caused him to mistake Rosanne for one of the Olsen twins. The next day he redefined the walk of shame.

Your wife: "After you polish off those buffalo wings, please polish off the plate."
You: "Are you kidding? You're my fucking wife. You do it."

by Nick D October 13, 2003

Stanford goggles

The girls are so ugly at Stanford, you ain't gettin' no play unless you put on the Stanford goggles and take what you can get!

That cracka is really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that bitch...Stanford goggles to the extreme!

by Nick D February 7, 2003

Smirnoff Ice

The ultimate bitch drink.

Jon is such a bitch. Word on the street is that he plays quarters with Smirnoff Ice and bakes cookies for everyone on his floor and does their laundry.

by Nick D October 29, 2003

corner

1) the place where drugs are sold and pimpin' transactions are made. (I be up on the corner = I'm hustlin' and dealin')
2) the place where whores

1) "Who said I'm smokin' marijuana?
Who said I be up on tha corner?"
-Juvenile ("Mamma Got Ass")

I got my degree in slangin' crack rock from TCU, Tha Corner University.

2) "So what street corner does your mom work on these days?"
"2nd and Hanover."
"Yeah, I haven't banged that slut in a while."

by Nick D May 14, 2003

fish

something you go in card games; drawing a card

"Go fish!"
"Go fuck yourself."

by Nick D March 6, 2003

off the hook

not hung up, for example a phone

Bitch: Nigga why you not returning my calls?
You: Because the phone was off the hook. And you a HUGE BITCH.

by Nick D February 10, 2003

the king of the world

Leonardo DiCaprio, who proclaimed this of himself in "Titanic". So obviously it's true. Bow down to the king. He also nailed Kate Winslet, which could be a good or bad thing depending on whether or not she was fat at that point.

George W. Bush wanted to declare war on Iraq, but before he could do so he had to consult the king of the world, who starred in "The Beach" and drives a Prius.

by Nick D July 13, 2004