fish

An animal that lives in the water and swims. They might kill you in some instances.

"Where's Kenny?"
"Dude, a fish killed him."
"Damn."
"Let's go play wiffle ball."

by Nick D March 06, 2003

she'd give a dog a bone

An expression that means that a certain female is extremely attractive.

Bobert: "Damn! Did you see Tara tonight?"
Jimothy: "Hell yeah, dogg. She'd give a dog a bone. Giggidy giggidy giggidy!"
Bobert: "Speaking of giving dogs bones, last night I came home real drunk, and my dog...um, yeah..."
Jimothy: "Hey, at least it wasn't a sheep this time."
Bobert: "Amen, brother."

by Nick D May 18, 2004

FAB

An acronym for:
Far
Away
Bitch.

Describes a girl who is "good from far, but far from good" (appears hot from a distance, but becomes more and more busted as you approach each other.

After whistling and shouting a couple "OW OW!"s when checking out Julie from a far, Ted soon realized the terrible truth: that despite the decent body, it appeared that her face had caught on fire and been put out with a chain and some acid. However, since he was not a man of high standards and never turned down an easy piece of ass, he proceeded to bag it and tag it.

by Nick D October 28, 2004

both ways

a sexual attraction to members of both genders (male and female).

The best way to work out a threesome is to find two bitches that go both ways.

"..and I bet you didn't know that she go both ways." -XXplosive

by Nick D May 22, 2003

Lorena Bobbitt

1) the bitch who cut off John Bobbitt's dick.
2) to cut off someone's dick.

Lorena Bobbitt really pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on John Bobbitt.

by Nick D April 05, 2003

Indiana Jones

to be "jonesin' for" or have a really intense need to go to Indiana

Playa I'm sick of hangin' out in Ohio...I got serious Indiana jones.

by Nick D February 13, 2003

booked

Sentenced to a jail term.

Chris: "Watch out, man. I killed a man one time. I'll fuck you up."
Ken: "Hahaha. No you didn't, bitch."
Chris: "No I didn't. But my friend did."
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But he did get booked for possession of a deadly weapon...that means a GAT!!!"
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But he did get booked for possession of marijuana...that means WEED!!! That's drugs, man."
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But one time in middle school he got in a fight, and he won. That means he KICKED SOMEONE'S ASS!!!"
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But I'll bust a cap in yo ass, fool!"
Ken: "No you won't."
Chris: "No, I probably won't."
Ken: "Hey guess what? You're white."
Chris: "WHAT!?!? NO!!!" (runs away crying)

by Nick D May 28, 2004