Let's blow this popsicle stand!

A pretty lame way to say "Let's get out of here." This saying has become all too common these days.

Your wife: "This place is bernie. Let's blow this popsicle stand!"
Me: "I've got a popsicle you can blow. Bitch."

by Nick D November 11, 2003

cheaters

people who never prosper (except really, sometimes they do).

Cheaters never prosper.

Bums never prosper. They must be cheaters.

by Nick D May 31, 2003

fill cups like double D's

To drink an obscene amount, to the point where you're completely tore down and will most likely end up with a woman is tore up.

Louis: "Oh man! Last night I was blazed out of my mind, not to mention I was filling cups like double D's."
Mike: "No kidding. I couldn't believe you went off with that dirty cheese hog beast-woman. She looked like a cross between a 10 dollar crack whore and a broke down parasite-infested sumo wrestler."
Louis: "Well I guess that explains why it itches."

by Nick D August 13, 2004

sotally tober

An overused saying which is supposed to mean "totally sober", although when said this way, it is meant to give people the impression that you are not only drunk (that's why you're slurring your words), but also witty enough to use such clever irony even in your inebriated state. This saying, however, generally misses its mark and instead sounds similar to "I SUCK!" to most people.

Eugene: "I just drank 15 beers, but I'm SOTALLY TOBER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
John: "Ha. We've got a real tough guy here! Someone get him the badass hat!"
Eugene: "Yeah!!! I'm a badass and you all know it!!!"
John: "You are one pathetic loser."

by Nick D July 12, 2004

the whoopin' stick

Something you use (figuratively) when kicking someone's ass.

Captain Insano (WWF): "All I can tell you is this, Jimmy. Next week at the arena I'm gonna bust out the whoopin' stick on Triple H and knock him into the next century, and that's a promise!"
Mrs. Insano: "More like the whoopin' twig, little man."

by Nick D May 24, 2004

It's funny because it's poisonous!

something you say to explain why you're laughing after someone just ate a food item that you gave them (that you slipped arsenic or something into).

"HAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCKA!!!"
"What's so funny, dumbass? I'm just eating this pizza."
"It's funny because it's poisonous! I just slipped a shitload of cyanide into that pizza."
"OH SHIT!!! I'm gonna kill you motherfu-" (drops dead)

by Nick D March 06, 2003

as cool as the other side of the pillow

About as cool as a person can possibly be, sort of like James Dean or someone like that, but even cooler. Possibly originated from SportsCenter. Has nothing to do with temperature.

I was as cool as the other side of the pillow back in high school. I used to sit in the back of the class in my leather Harley Davidson jacket and sunglasses, smoking my Marlboro Reds and drinking whiskey out of a silver flask. I'd just sit back there, all laid back across the seat, with my arms around the two hottest girls in the school. The teacher would tell me to put my cigarette out and stop drinking, and I would blow smoke in her face and say, "Make me." But she wouldn't make me because I was just too cool.
No, not really, actually I was a fucking dork who watched Star Trek marathons and still haven't lost my virginity except for my dog that one time.
No, just kidding again, I was pretty normal, but I always used to look at the other side of the pillow and wished that someday I could be that cool. Sadly, it never happened.

by Nick D October 13, 2003