Nick D's definitions

Air Force Ones

1) airplanes the president flies on
2) a movie named after the airplane the president flies on, Harrison Ford is the president
3) gay shoes named after the airplane the president flies on, Harrison Ford wouldn't even wear them

1) Yo I'm gonna make so much money I'll be flyin' my ass around in Air Force Ones.
2) Go pick up some Air Force Ones at Blockbuster and we can smoke up and watch the same fucking movie four times.
3) I'm a get to stompin' in my Air Force Ones when I go back to Widney High.

by Nick D February 13, 2003

amen, brother

Something you say to express emphatic agreement with someone's prior statement.

Tool #1: "You probably shouldn't put diesel into your dad's Ferrari."
Tool #2: "Amen, brother."
Tool #1: "I need to go to the gym every day so I can get really diesel. Girls like that, I think."
Tool #2: "Amen, brother."
Tool #1: "You know what's an awesome CD? Shaq Diesel. It's even better than Allen Iverson's debut album, Vanilla Ice's last album, or any of New Kids on the Block's old stuff."
Tool #2: "Amen, brother."
Tool #1: "2 Fast 2 Furious just wasn't any good without the awesomest most extreme hardcore badass motherfucker alive: VIN DIESEL!!!"
Tool #2: "What the fuck, man? Paul Walker is the shit. Vin Diesel sucks a fat one."
Tool #1: "Dude you're such a tool I don't know whether to make fun of you or build a shed to store you in."
Tool #2: "Oh yeah? Your mom."
Tool #1: "That's harsh, man. You didn't have to go there."

by Nick D July 13, 2004

B.S.

1) short for "bullshit"
2) short for "beer shits", a more subtle way to say it

You: "Let me use the shitter, I've got serious B.S.!"
Your grandma: "Shut up, that's total B.S. Anyway I need to piss like a racehorse."
You: "Move bitch!!! Oh shit I'm not gonna make it!!!"
(doesn't make it)

by Nick D November 19, 2003

wild goose

A nickname for your penis.

Drop your pants and grab your toes. I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes.

by Nick D February 24, 2004

yourmom.com

used to be a website, now it just means your mom.

I got my "log on" to yourmom.com last night, if you know what I mean.

by Nick D February 25, 2003

on the creep

1) Cheating on one's significant other.
2) On top of a creepy person.

Don suspected his wife was on the creep with that crazy old bum that lived under the bridge. His suspicions were proven correct when he came home early from work one day to find the hobo's shopping cart parked outside and his wife in bed on the creep.

by Nick D July 13, 2004

sick my duck

less direct way of telling someone: "Suck my dick!!!"

Freestyle:

My name is Nick
I got tha magic stick.
I be packin' da bricks
and gettin' my duck sicked
by yo bitch
in my Mazda RX7 with da itch.
Put her out on the corner,
tell her go make me rich.

by Nick D May 14, 2003