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Definitions by Nick D

creatine 

A high-energy, naturally occurring compound known as creatine phosphate that is widely used (totally legal) as a supplement to enhance athletic performance and/or muscle gain. It is most popular as a white powder which is mixed with juice or water. It can also be taken as a serum or in pill form. Side effects include a weight gain of 5-10 lbs, bloating (if you don't drink enough water), and increased chest size. The good effects will only be seen when combined with a serious workout regiment.
Creatine made me grow some big time moobs, but fortunately bitches loved to grab them and they even helped me bag some girls with lesbian tendencies...if you know what I'm getting at.
creatine by Nick D February 2, 2004

free base 

1) (n) A type of cocaine that you cook up in a frying pan. And by you I really mean your honor roll student, boy scout son.
2) (v) To prepare the above type of cocaine.
3) (v) What a walked batter gets in a baseball game.
4) (n) A chemical that's the opposite of an acid and doesn't cost anything.
1) When little Timmy failed his math test, his mom decided to cheer him up by cooking up his favorite dinner: free base cocaine.
2) We don't free base in the Brook, we just smoke flat-out crack rock.
3) With runners on second and third and the World Series on the line I figured it would be a good call to just give Barry Bonds a free base.
4) I hear there's a deal over at Chemicals Mart where if you buy an acid at retail price, you get a free base.
free base by Nick D February 1, 2004

mood music 

Shit you play when you've got a bitch over to give you a better chance to beat it up.
I got her all worked up by playing Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love to You", but she really lost it when I surprised her with the shocker followed by a swift Danza slap.
mood music by Nick D February 1, 2004
To die; to become bernie; to kick the bucket; to buy the farm. Short for bite the dust.
"I banged your mom last night."
"That's not funny dogg, my mom bit it last week."
"Oh shit, I'm really sorry. What happened?"
"The horse fell on her."
bite it by Nick D January 31, 2004

beat up jill 

To masturbate. Comes from beat it up, which means to have sex, and jill, which means your hand.
Gina: "Damn I'm a total badass. I've never lost a fight."
Kim: "Bullshit. When the last time you kicked someone's ass."
Gina: "Well I beat up jill just yesterday behind the gym after math class."
Kim: "Whoa, too much information."
beat up jill by Nick D January 31, 2004

the jacket

The fuzz, the five-O, the police.
"I'm tired of tha motherfuckin' jacket sweatin' my gang while I'm chillin' in the shack." -Eazy E (N.W.A. - "Fuck Tha Police")
the jacket by Nick D January 31, 2004
A place. Can be any place, doesn't have to be jail or a crack house.
"The joint", however, means the fucking slammer.
Delonte: "Ayyo nigga let's hit up dat science museum tomorrow."
Jameer: "Hell yeah dogg that joint is off da heezy fo' sheezy."
Delonte: "Yeah that joint sho' is better than THE joint."
joint by Nick D January 31, 2004