Nick D's definitions

the fast and the furious

People that generally do things quickly and people that are extremely angry.

Jeff can run a mile in 4 1/2 minutes. Kevin always gets really mad and beats the shit out of people. Together, I'd probably consider them to be the fast and the furious.

by Nick D October 15, 2003

chuck your junk in her

To have sexual intercourse with a girl. Can be shortened to chuck it in her.

Megan: "How are you and Hillary doing?"
Chad: "Last night I told her I wanted to beat it up, but then she freaked out and bounced for some reason. She probably was just afraid that I might knock her up if I chucked my junk in her. She was bitching and shit but I didn't really hear what she said because I wasn't listening."
Megan: "Wow, you're such a sensitive guy. I can't imagine why she left you."

by Nick D July 5, 2004

ibonics

it's "ebonics" dumbass

Only fucking ediots speak ibonics.

by Nick D February 21, 2003

fuzzbuster

a radar detector.

I laugh at the pigs hiding out on the side of the highway now that I got my fuzzbuster. Better stick to Dunkin' Donuts.

by Nick D April 4, 2003

the cascine

The largest temp agency in Florence (Italy). Also a park. They only offer one job, depending on your gender: a prostitute or a drug dealer.

10 years ago, I went to the cascine broke and homeless. Now I've got my own whorehouse and bring in $50,000 a year.

by Nick D September 25, 2003

Stoners Graceland

Another name for Wendy's. The late hours, stoner-friendly food, and 99¢ value menu are the main reasons for this nickname.

Dave Thomas is to stoners how Elvis is to your grandma.

Wendy's employee: "How may I help you tonight, sir?"
Johnny Potsmoker: "Just give me the 420 meal. You know the drill."

by Nick D October 29, 2003

chimney

someone who smokes like a fiend, generally cigarettes or weed

Matt smokes so much that when he's sitting in his car people come after him with hoses and fire extinguishers. What a fucking chimney.

by Nick D September 24, 2003