jewish bankroll

A big bill such as a $20 or a $100 wrapped around a roll of $1 bills in order to make it look like more money than it actually is.

I owed Don Giovanni 15 G but didn't have time to come up with the money, so I tossed him a jewish bankroll wrapped up in a c-note and got the hell out of there before he knew what hit him.

by Nick D February 19, 2004

progressive

a pre-party you go to just to get drunk before the real parties...usually includes a bar and serious likwid

After slamming 10 shots at the progressive, I went to the party to get drunk.

by Nick D February 23, 2003

Pimpin' ain't easy

a phrase that sums up the life of a pimp...it's tough.

Had to shoot a ho when dat skank bitch wouldn't pay me the 90% that she fuckin' owes. Pimpin' ain't easy.

by Nick D February 19, 2003

holla at a playa

recognize when you see me, bitch

Holla at a playa when you see me on the street.
Holla at a playa when I'm walkin' on my feet.
Holla at a playa when I ain't in my car.
Holla at a playa when I ain't buyin' at the bar.

by Nick D February 11, 2003

some gangsta shit

euphemism for "a gunfight".

"Now we can handle this like gentlemen or we can get into some gangsta shit..." -Snoop Dogg

If you really think about it, the Civil War was nothing more than some gangsta shit. A lot of gangsta shit.

by Nick D September 16, 2003

yourmom.com

used to be a website, now it just means your mom.

I got my "log on" to yourmom.com last night, if you know what I mean.

by Nick D February 25, 2003

on the creep

1) Cheating on one's significant other.
2) On top of a creepy person.

Don suspected his wife was on the creep with that crazy old bum that lived under the bridge. His suspicions were proven correct when he came home early from work one day to find the hobo's shopping cart parked outside and his wife in bed on the creep.

by Nick D July 13, 2004