Nick D's definitions

cool as the other side of the pillow

A state of being very calm and collected, rarely freaking out or becoming over-emotional, and generally well-respected by the majority of people. May have originated from ESPN's SportsCenter.

Man, back in high school I was the shit. I used to ride up about 10 minutes late every day on my Harley-Davidson in my leather jacket and sunglasses. I'd walk into class and take my usual seat in the back of the room, where the two hottest girls in the school were waiting for me. Then I'd light up a cigarette, Marlboro Red of course, lean back in my seat to where I was almost lying down, and put my arms around the girls. If the teacher told me to put out my cigarette, I'd laugh and say "Make me." She wouldn't of course because I was too cool to not smoke. Yeah, I was about as cool as the other side of the pillow.
No, actually I was a nerd who watched Star Trek marathons and wrote code for Mac OS 9 at age 12.
No really, I was always pretty normal, but I always used to look at the other side of the pillow and wished I could someday be that cool.

by Nick D October 20, 2003

yes dear, if you want

what you say when you're pussy-whipped.

"Nigga do my laundry."
"Cook my dinner."
"Give me $100 for my hair."
"Eat this pussy like you should."
"NOW NIGGA!!!"
"Yes dear, if you want."

by Nick D February 25, 2003

Dempsey's

a diner that appears to be a Denny's ripoff, but is actually the shiznit since Dempsey's was founded 5 years before Denny's.

I used to flip burgers for a living, but now I work at Dempsey's and also flip chickens and omelets, peel potatoes, and fry fries and chicken fingers. Now I'm a serious pimp.

by Nick D February 21, 2003

false dat

opposite of "true dat"...that's bullshit!

"Man I just got me a triple double"
"False dat nigga you know you got no game!"

by Nick D February 7, 2003

jump ship

To bail out, jump off the wagon, quit the team.

"You know it's hard out here for a pimp
When you trying get this money for the rent
For the Cadallics and gas money spent
Will cause a whole lotta bitches jumping ship"
-from "Hustle and Flow"

Will: "How's it going with my little sister Janie?"
Johnny: "Stupid whore decided to jump ship. She found out about my 'business trips.' Well, she forgave me for that. But then she found out that I banged your mom indabutt. But then the got over that. Then she found out I knocked up her best friend. But that was cool in the end. Then she caught me with that goat. But whatever. Then there was the time she found out about my fourteen wives in Utah, my tendency to murder prostitutes, and my penchant for eight-year-old boys, including your little brother, who I molested several times and put on the internet. But she forgave me. Then I forgot our 7-month anniversary, and she DUMPED ME!!! Stupid fucking skank-ass gutter slut cock-gobbling trick. I think I'm going to shoot her."
Will: "You forgot your anniversary? You deserved it, you asshole! And don't call my sister a 'trick'!"

by Nick D February 24, 2006

on my life

A phrase that emphasizes that one is speaking very truthfully or stating a fact in which he truly believes. Literally means that the person would bet his life on the validity of the statement.

"Gotta keep ya cash coming and that's on my life." -Ja Rule, "Wonderful"

"Suge Knight's a bitch, and that's on my life." -Snoop Dogg, "Pimp Slap'd"

"I pissed on your 12-year-old daughter last night, and that's on my life." -R. Kelly, "Your Daughter Drank My Piss"

by Nick D September 28, 2005

protein shake

A sexual act in which one person shoots jizz (a protein shot) into the other's mouth and then shake their head vigorously.

Gwen: "Let's get out of here and grab a beer."
Richard: "Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study til 11, 9 solid hours of sleep, protein shake in the morning."
(from 'Van Wilder')

by Nick D February 26, 2004