skank ho

"I did that skank ho indabutt last night. I mean your mom."
"Join the club."
by Nick D May 17, 2003
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du-rag

a black rag-like garment black people wear around their heads.
Cracka I KNOW you ain't going in to Compton with that du-rag on. Yo' white ass gonna get capped!
by Nick D March 18, 2003
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shikkur

A Jewish word for "drunk".
Jed: "I'm more shikkur than 2pac."
Grilled Cheese: "You're such a fucking M.O.T."
by Nick D May 24, 2004
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whiz test

A medical procedure where they analyze urine for evidence of drug use.
I gotta take a whiz test for my P.O.
I know I'll fail cuz I done smoked major weed bro.
by Nick D February 08, 2003
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motherfucker

My dad is a motherfucker, that's how I was born.
by Nick D February 14, 2003
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$1.05

The cost of freedom, according to the song in "Team America: World Police." Pronounced "buck-o-five."
"Freedom isn't free, it costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in, we'll never pay that bill
Freedom isn't free, no there's a hefty fuckin' fee
And if you don't throw in your buck-o-five, who will?"
-"Freedom Isn't Free," from "Team America"

Order-taker: "Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?"
Kevin: "I'm not too hungry today...just get me some freedom, some ice water, and 15 ketchup packets."
Order-taker: "Would you like freedom fries with that?"
Kevin: "No, just the plain old freedom, the water, and the...um...catsup."
Order-taker: "OK, that'll be $1.05. Pull ahead to the first window."

Billy: "Man this Patriot Act is bullshit. What happened to good old freedom?"
Judd: "Well when they were collecting everyone's $1.05, I was a nickel short. That might have something to do with it."
Billy: "F-ing douche bag."
by Nick D November 16, 2005
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rectal examination

when a doctor (or anyone) examines your rectum by sticking a (hopefully) gloved finger or two up your ass.
Joe went to his yearly check-up with no clue that he was mere minutes away from losing his anal virginity.
Rectum? It damn near killed him!!!
by Nick D April 03, 2003
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