Definitions by Nick D

the chickens are coming home to roost

An expression that means that a person is about to pay for their mistakes or bad deeds, similar to "what goes around comes around".

The chickens are coming home to roost, Bobby Boucher. You'll reap the fruit of your selfish ways. You're gonna lose all your fancy foosball games, and you're gonna fail your big exam, because school is THE DEVIL!

the chickens are coming home to roost by Nick D April 3, 2004

the devil's left hand 

Another name for gin.

Sam is such an alcoholic that the devil's left hand is pretty much a permanent extension of his left hand.

the devil's left hand by Nick D April 3, 2004

Misery 

Nickname for a depressing state in the midwest where absolutely nothing happens, ever. Major cities include St. Louis and Kansas city.

Looks like the University of Misery lost another one to Central Bumblefuck State.

On the drive to California I had to spend 4 hours passing through the state of Misery.

Misery by Nick D April 2, 2004

F.M.O.T. 

A wannabe Jew, short for Fake Member of the Tribe.

Benjamin Jewski had the jew-fro and the big nose, was a cheap bastard, and always wore a yammulke around, but there was no kidding anyone that he was nothing but an Irish Catholic wanna-be F.M.O.T.

F.M.O.T. by Nick D April 2, 2004

doghouse

Where you are figuratively when you're on bad terms with your girlfriend or wife.

Freddy knew that if he wanted to get out of the doghouse with his bitch he'd better start wearing her thighs for earmuffs.

doghouse by Nick D April 1, 2004

Saint Patrick's Day

A day when you gather around a keg of Guinness and drink like there's no tomorrow.

Bill Lumbergh: "Yeah, and I'd like to remind you that tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day, so if you'd like to, you can go ahead and come to work...uh...shit-faced. Yeah, that'd be greeaat."

Saint Patrick's Day by Nick D March 18, 2004

like there's no tomorrow 

Excessively. A synonym of like it ain't no thing or until the cows come home.

You know the old saying: work like you need the money, dance like no one's watching, and smoke dat chronic herb like there's no tomorrow.

like there's no tomorrow by Nick D March 18, 2004