Definitions by Nick D
pin
(AS A VERB)
1) To force someone into submission, as in a wrestling match.
2) To give someone your pin was an indication of "going steady" in the 1950's.
3) To have sexual relations with a woman.
(AS A NOUN)
4) A small, skinny, needle-like object.
5) An ATM or other numerical passcode (capitalized).
1) To force someone into submission, as in a wrestling match.
2) To give someone your pin was an indication of "going steady" in the 1950's.
3) To have sexual relations with a woman.
(AS A NOUN)
4) A small, skinny, needle-like object.
5) An ATM or other numerical passcode (capitalized).
1) On Sunday afternoons jo mama and I often engage in Greco-Roman wrestling. I usually end up pinning her.
2) Back in 1957, I pinned jo mama and asked her to the high school dance.
3) Back in 1957, I pinned jo mama in the back of my convertible after the high school dance.
4) Jo mama asked me why mine was so big, but your daddy's was the size of a pin.
5) I forgot my pin at the ATM when I needed $3.99 to pay jo mama for her services. So I had no choice but to give her the old St. John's Surprise.
2) Back in 1957, I pinned jo mama and asked her to the high school dance.
3) Back in 1957, I pinned jo mama in the back of my convertible after the high school dance.
4) Jo mama asked me why mine was so big, but your daddy's was the size of a pin.
5) I forgot my pin at the ATM when I needed $3.99 to pay jo mama for her services. So I had no choice but to give her the old St. John's Surprise.
one on the way
Pregnant; knocked up. Means literally that "one" kid is "on the way" (will be born soon, and will consume every moment of your spare time with its endless whining). Not a good thing if you have a girlfriend/wife who is not the mother of the baby.
"Just when I thought I said all I could say, my chick on the side says she's got one on the way..." -Usher, "Confessions (Part II)"
Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."
Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."
one on the way by Nick D July 19, 2004
shoot blanks
Aaliyah: "Wait...we shout use some protection."
R. Kelly (in his mind): "Damn. I hate when they say that, it's no good with one of those. I'd better think of an excuse. Let's see..."
(out loud) "Uh...I'm shooting blanks so it's OK."
Aaliyah: "All right."
R. Kelly: "Uh...can you put on this schoolgirl outfit and pull your hair back so it looks like you're 12 instead of 15?"
Aaliyah: "OK."
(3 months later)
R. Kelly: "Shit. That didn't work, I knocked her up. Oh well, maybe she'll die in a plane crash or something."
R. Kelly (in his mind): "Damn. I hate when they say that, it's no good with one of those. I'd better think of an excuse. Let's see..."
(out loud) "Uh...I'm shooting blanks so it's OK."
Aaliyah: "All right."
R. Kelly: "Uh...can you put on this schoolgirl outfit and pull your hair back so it looks like you're 12 instead of 15?"
Aaliyah: "OK."
(3 months later)
R. Kelly: "Shit. That didn't work, I knocked her up. Oh well, maybe she'll die in a plane crash or something."
shoot blanks by Nick D July 19, 2004
kings
A drinking game using all 52 cards in a deck, drawn one at a time. Rules vary from place to place, with each card meaning a different activity must be done, but the game has one common feature all over the world: the kings cup. This cup is placed in the middle of the table, with the cards around it. Whenever a king is drawn, the person who draws it must pour some of his/her drink in the kings cup. The unlucky bastard who draws the fourth and final king in the deck must chug whatever is in this cup. Can often be some nasty, ungodly concoction if people are playing with different drinks.
I almost shit myself when I saw the dreaded fourth king and realized I'd have to drink that disgusting mix of Irish Stout, Smirnoff Ice, and white russian.
never have I ever
A game (can involve drinking sometimes) in which people go around in a circle saying things they have never done. If it's played as a drinking game, everyone who HAS done the thing the person says must drink. Otherwise, everyone starts with all 10 fingers up and puts a finger down if they have done that thing, and first person with no fingers remaining wins (or loses, depending how you look at it).
That game of never have I ever really got fucked up when Scotty said "Never have I ever been gang-banged by prison inmates" and my 14-year-old sister took a drink. Talk about TMI.
never have I ever by Nick D July 19, 2004
of doom
An add-on that signifies that something is really badass, dangerous, or hardcore and might seriously fuck you up.
Yosef: "Check out this awesome gat I've got. I think I'm gonna go to the ghetto and shoot someone!"
Abraham: "That's a BB gun, dude. It probably won't even break the skin."
Yosef: "Whatever, man. It's the BB gun of DOOM! It could kill you, seriously. Watch out!"
*BANG!*
Abraham: "You just shot me, you fucking idiot! That left a mark...oh, no wait, it's gone."
Yosef: "DAMN!!!"
Abraham: "That's a BB gun, dude. It probably won't even break the skin."
Yosef: "Whatever, man. It's the BB gun of DOOM! It could kill you, seriously. Watch out!"
*BANG!*
Abraham: "You just shot me, you fucking idiot! That left a mark...oh, no wait, it's gone."
Yosef: "DAMN!!!"
peep your style out
"Yo, if you a loudmouth, tryin' to wile out,
And we see just how you layin and we peeped yo' style out,
(You a punk!) When you chillin out in front of your truck and get stuck...
That's how niggaz get fucked up."
-D12, "That's How"
And we see just how you layin and we peeped yo' style out,
(You a punk!) When you chillin out in front of your truck and get stuck...
That's how niggaz get fucked up."
-D12, "That's How"
peep your style out by Nick D July 19, 2004