Nick D's definitions

booked

Sentenced to a jail term.

Chris: "Watch out, man. I killed a man one time. I'll fuck you up."
Ken: "Hahaha. No you didn't, bitch."
Chris: "No I didn't. But my friend did."
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But he did get booked for possession of a deadly weapon...that means a GAT!!!"
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But he did get booked for possession of marijuana...that means WEED!!! That's drugs, man."
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But one time in middle school he got in a fight, and he won. That means he KICKED SOMEONE'S ASS!!!"
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But I'll bust a cap in yo ass, fool!"
Ken: "No you won't."
Chris: "No, I probably won't."
Ken: "Hey guess what? You're white."
Chris: "WHAT!?!? NO!!!" (runs away crying)

by Nick D May 28, 2004

Indiana Jones

to be "jonesin' for" or have a really intense need to go to Indiana

Playa I'm sick of hangin' out in Ohio...I got serious Indiana jones.

by Nick D February 13, 2003

make your knees touch your elbows

To bend over forward, possibly to engage in sexual acts.

"I love it when you make your knees touch your elbows, and break it down low..." -Nelly, "E.I."

When Jane kept making her knees touch her elbows on the dance floor, I felt an incredible urge to sneak up behind her and slip her a quick one in the dumper.

by Nick D February 2, 2004

can't

1) the act of not being able to complete a given task.

2) the act of not being allowed to do something.

1)
"I can't get it up."
"You can't do eeeeeeeeet!"

2)
"You can't have sexual relations with the Olsen twins in this state. They're only 17."

"Here, smoke these drugs. NOW!"
"I can't. You're a cop, and we all know it!"

by Nick D May 28, 2003

pinch of

A very little amount or to a small degree. Opposite of grip of, grippa, gang of, and hella. See also pincha.

It only takes pinch of alcohol before your little sister ends up with grip of wang in her mouth.

by Nick D December 19, 2005

Little Britain

A great show. I do really like it but there is a bad point, one I don't think Matt Lucas thought about. The endless quotes. If I heard one more "Yeah, but no, but" or "ano" or "Dust, Dust anyone" i may just have to rip there fucking heads off and destroy them!

Simon (Train Boy): You see Little Britain last night?"
Nick: "Yeah"
Simon (Train Freak): It was the best yet... Yeah but no but yeah but.." *smack*

by Nick D November 10, 2004

oddball

a guy with one nut (see uni-nut).

Joey has been an oddball ever since he lost his other nut in a child molesting accident.

by Nick D April 3, 2003