A saying held near and dear to those who will fuck anything that walks. Basically means that it's always worth it to beat it up, because no matter how the rest of her looks it's still gonna feel good.
Judd: "Man what in god's name are you doing to that sheep?"
Cletus: "Uh...I was just trying to push it through the fence."
Judd: "I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."
Cletus: "Hey man, you know the name of the game. Pussy ain't got no face."
Judd: "Yeah I guess you're right. I got next."
Cletus: "Uh...I was just trying to push it through the fence."
Judd: "I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."
Cletus: "Hey man, you know the name of the game. Pussy ain't got no face."
Judd: "Yeah I guess you're right. I got next."
by Nick D August 18, 2004
Get the pussy ain't got no face mug.A shabby attempt at correcting a problem, which usually leads to bigger problems that could have been easily avoided by doing the job right the first time.
Problem: The condom broke.
Quick fix: Get down there and try to suck it out.
New problem: You just swallowed a bunch of jizz, you cum-guzzling idiot, and she's pregnant anyway.
Better idea: Give her the morning-after pill.
Problem: Too many ducks in your yard.
Quick fix: Use duck tape, thinking the ducks should be attracted to it.
New problem: Kids in the neighborhood used it to tape your son to a tree naked.
Better idea: Shoot those damn ducks with a sawed-off shotgun. That'll teach 'em.
Problem: You want a liter of cola. Not a 20-ounce bottle, not a 44-ounce big gulp, a fucking liter.
Quick fix: Jump over the counter, attack that burger punk, and start a crazy big mac-throwing riot.
New problem: That's assault, brother. You're in the slammer.
Better idea: Remind the kid that liter is French for "Give me some fucking cola before I break your fucking face!" Don't actually do it though.
Problem: Your arm is trapped under a slab of concrete, and you're starving.
Quick fix: Gnaw it off. That solves both problems.
New problem: You're handicapped and everyone laughs at you.
Better idea: Lift the cinder block off of your arm and walk to McDonald's across the street.
Quick fix: Get down there and try to suck it out.
New problem: You just swallowed a bunch of jizz, you cum-guzzling idiot, and she's pregnant anyway.
Better idea: Give her the morning-after pill.
Problem: Too many ducks in your yard.
Quick fix: Use duck tape, thinking the ducks should be attracted to it.
New problem: Kids in the neighborhood used it to tape your son to a tree naked.
Better idea: Shoot those damn ducks with a sawed-off shotgun. That'll teach 'em.
Problem: You want a liter of cola. Not a 20-ounce bottle, not a 44-ounce big gulp, a fucking liter.
Quick fix: Jump over the counter, attack that burger punk, and start a crazy big mac-throwing riot.
New problem: That's assault, brother. You're in the slammer.
Better idea: Remind the kid that liter is French for "Give me some fucking cola before I break your fucking face!" Don't actually do it though.
Problem: Your arm is trapped under a slab of concrete, and you're starving.
Quick fix: Gnaw it off. That solves both problems.
New problem: You're handicapped and everyone laughs at you.
Better idea: Lift the cinder block off of your arm and walk to McDonald's across the street.
by Nick D July 14, 2004
Get the quick fix mug.Doing something stupid that will result in you getting your ass kicked or receiving other bodily harm.
Tom: "I'm gonna go play a money game of pool. Let me find a sucker...a-ha!"
Steve: "I don't know, man. That guy's kind of big...and I just saw him run the table in two turns."
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Tom: "You up for a $100 game?"
6'8" 300 lb. biker: "Yeah, bring it on little man."
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Steve: "Do you even have $100 on you?"
Tom: "No, but don't worry, it's in the bag."
Steve: "I don't know, man. I think you might be cruisin' for a bruisin'."
Steve: "I don't know, man. That guy's kind of big...and I just saw him run the table in two turns."
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Tom: "You up for a $100 game?"
6'8" 300 lb. biker: "Yeah, bring it on little man."
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Steve: "Do you even have $100 on you?"
Tom: "No, but don't worry, it's in the bag."
Steve: "I don't know, man. I think you might be cruisin' for a bruisin'."
by Nick D November 11, 2005
Get the cruisin' for a bruisin' mug.by Nick D May 30, 2003
Get the All dogs must chase the cat. mug."Shit dogg I heard you banged Lil' Kim last weekend. She's a nasty slut and all, but she's pretty hot and has a nice rack. What you gotta say for yo' self playa?"
"It itches."
"It itches."
by Nick D April 19, 2003
Get the It itches. mug.A high-energy, naturally occurring compound known as creatine phosphate that is widely used (totally legal) as a supplement to enhance athletic performance and/or muscle gain. It is most popular as a white powder which is mixed with juice or water. It can also be taken as a serum or in pill form. Side effects include a weight gain of 5-10 lbs, bloating (if you don't drink enough water), and increased chest size. The good effects will only be seen when combined with a serious workout regiment.
Creatine made me grow some big time moobs, but fortunately bitches loved to grab them and they even helped me bag some girls with lesbian tendencies...if you know what I'm getting at.
by Nick D February 02, 2004
Get the creatine mug.1) to forcefully enter a building.
2) to work on an object or article of clothing to make it less new (break IT in).
3) to have sex with a virgin (break HER in).
2) to work on an object or article of clothing to make it less new (break IT in).
3) to have sex with a virgin (break HER in).
1)
When the Tri Delts got to McDonald's too late and it was closed, they realized they would have to either break in or face the terrible possibility of not getting their favorite food in the world, the triple XXL double cheese bacon burger.
2)
Banana Republic salesman: "Now this outfit would look totally cute on you, but it may take some time to break in."
Josh Hartnett: "I'll break you in."
Banana Republic salesman: "Oh yeah big boy, I'll meet you in the dressing room in 5 minutes."
3)
Rob: "Congratulations on the wedding, buddy."
Brad: "Thanks. I'm so happy Sally stayed a virgin for me all these years."
Rob: "Hate to break it to you, but that's bullshit. I broke the bitch in a few months ago when she was passed out at Jeff's party."
When the Tri Delts got to McDonald's too late and it was closed, they realized they would have to either break in or face the terrible possibility of not getting their favorite food in the world, the triple XXL double cheese bacon burger.
2)
Banana Republic salesman: "Now this outfit would look totally cute on you, but it may take some time to break in."
Josh Hartnett: "I'll break you in."
Banana Republic salesman: "Oh yeah big boy, I'll meet you in the dressing room in 5 minutes."
3)
Rob: "Congratulations on the wedding, buddy."
Brad: "Thanks. I'm so happy Sally stayed a virgin for me all these years."
Rob: "Hate to break it to you, but that's bullshit. I broke the bitch in a few months ago when she was passed out at Jeff's party."
by Nick D January 28, 2004
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